It’s only complicated if you are stupid (3 day quote, day three)

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Gun Roswell

Posted in 3 Day Quote Challenge
3 Days, 3 Quotes Challenge, Part Two, Day Three

“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated” Confucius

It’s only complicated if you are stupid

Today’s quote is something I ran across a team meeting at work a while back. The quote stuck to me and eventually I had to write a post about it too. It is very humorous as it is accurate and applies to so many aspects of life.

“It’s only complicated if you are stupid”

It’s only complicated if you are stupid (Repost for 3 day quote)

Posted on November 9, 2015 by Gun Roswell

“The most complicated skill is to be simple” Dejan Stojanovic

It’s only complicated if you are stupid

“It’s complicated”
Don’t you just hate it
The comment that pops up
Like excuses, filling the cup

But it’s not, really, is it?
It’s just a made up quip
It is actually very simple
Super sweet, short and simple

Think smart and on the dot
Lying down or on your feet
Something made up on the spot
Or even profoundly deep

If it’s not rocket science
The appliance
Is usually elementary
And easily supplementary

So lay down the stupid
Forget the complicated
Unless you want a pimple
Because life really is very simple
When you get right down to it

Throwback Thursday 2015-11-05

Posted on November 5, 2015 by Gun Roswell

“Just an FYI: Thursday the 12th is just as rare at Friday the 13th.”

Throwback Thursday 2015-11-05

Today is time for a walk down memory lane again and dig into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind since the beginning of time. Well at least from the beginning of this blog 😛

Here are a few featured today:

Can Do Attitude (Repost for TBT)

I Laugh, There For I Am

La Gun (Repost for TBT)

Let the Rantings continue!!!

I Laugh, There For I Am (Repost TBT)

Posted on November 5, 2015 by Gun Roswell

“Laughter is the best revenge for anger” Dalai Lama

I Laugh, There For I Am

Call me crazy
Call me a fool
Or just a simple tool
Laughing, grinning
Face in full leering
Feelings of winning
Life gave you lemons
Or battling with demons
Trying not to worry
Or even feel sorry
For things that cannot change
Rather arrange
Time for a full belly laugh
Several times a day
It isn’t daft
Keeps your mind clear
Throughout the year
When you wake up
Forget the wile
Put on that smile
It is the best make up
Everyone can wear
Which will not tear
Come rain or shine
All will be fine

Throwback Thursday 2015-10-29

Posted on October 29, 2015 by Gun Roswell

Throwback Thursday 2015-10-29

Today is time for a walk down memory lane again and dig into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind since the beginning of time. Well at least from the beginning of this blog 😛

Here are a few featured today:

What Ever!

More, Please!

Just F-ing Google It!

Let the Rantings continue!!!

Just F-ing Google It!

Posted on October 29, 2015 by Gun Roswell

“If it isn’t on Google, it doesn’t exist” Jimmy Wales

Just F-ing Google It!

If you are unsure
On finding the allure
As to why, what and who
If you are in doubt
Of where, how and when
Knowing all about
The sword being mightier
Than the pen
Your head is none the lighter
But you might get wiser
Than
The oracle
Oh, no, not the database
Get onto the next phase
And
Before you ask
More stupid questions
Or hand out any suggestions
Take upon yourself the task
And just fucking Google it!

What Ever!

Posted on October 29, 2015 by Gun Roswell

“Screw you guys, I’m going home!” Eric Cartman

What Ever!

You were smiling
Feeling charming
And quite beguiling
The sun was shining
This was supposed to be
A great day
For a song or a play

But then it turned out to be
Something else completely
It turned out to be
One of *those days*
Struck you in the face
Run over like a ten ton truck
And disappear without a trace

What the fuck?
Feeling like a schmuck
Completely out of luck
Standing in the rain
Without an umbrella
Almost going insane
And not from singing a cappella

So I say “What ever!”
And take my leave

Throwback Thursday 2015-10-22

Posted on October 22, 2015 by Gun Roswell

“Just an FYI: Thursday the 12th is just as rare at Friday the 13th.”

Throwback Thursday 2015-10-22

Today is time for a walk down memory lane again and dig into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind since the beginning of time. Well at least from the beginning of this blog 😛

Here are a few featured today:

The Observer

A Stroll in the Park

Time for a Reality Check?

Let the Rantings continue!!!

Throwback Thursday 2015-10-15

Posted on October 15, 2015 by Gun Roswell

“My personal style is a mixture of, like, girly, throwback, like retro ’50s pin-ups, floral, like hippies, like anything feminine, and like flirty” Ariana Grande

Throwback Thursday 2015-10-15

Today is time for a walk down memory lane again and dig into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind

Here are a few of them:

Reality? Who’s Brilliant Idea Was That?

Caricature Characters