January 2017 for Daily Photo (four)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour

“You can’t party all the time –
especially in January!”
Neon Hitch

January 2017 

Cozy
Even lazy
Yesterday
A little hazy
The moment
Of silence
Before
The dusk
But now
It’s different
It’s white
Outside

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January 2017 for Daily Photo (three)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour

“You can’t party all the time –
especially in January!”
Neon Hitch

January 2017 

Criss-cross
Like using,
Dental floss
Across
The snowy road
People and wheels
Slowly float
Today,
There is no boss
Just the substance
In the colour
Of white
Can you feel
How lite
We now are?

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January 2017 for Daily Photo (two)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour

“You can’t party all the time –
especially in January!”
Neon Hitch

January 2017 

“On our patio
Tiny flakes of snow
Flowing down slow
Curiously dancing
To the tune of the banjo
Almost like a nature’s show
Of the flamenco,
Dreaming like I was in Rio de Janeiro…”

“Whoa!
Did your head get a blow?
It’s only January the second, Joe,
And you’re dreaming,
In the colours of Picasso!
Lay off the booze
And go, have a snooze!”

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January 2017 for Daily Photo (one)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour

“You can’t party all the time –
especially in January!”
Neon Hitch

January 2017 

If you are really smart
Today,
You’ll get a fresh clean start
Gone is the darkness
It might have been harmless
But caused a lot of anguish

From onward of this date
With the fresh clean slate
Hold your head up high
Look far into the sky

But heed this fair warning;
Or else, you may get stung
Because, onto your tongue
A snowflake, may be landing!

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Lunch on Mundane Monday

Posted in Mundane Monday : Photography /Poetry /Humour

“I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can”
Rufus Wainwright

Lunch 

lunch-1

Just another Monday
Wish someone would bring me a sundae
To complete this mundane lunch
Before I start to hunch

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Candle Light Dinner on Mundane Monday

Posted in Mundane Monday : Photography /Poetry /Humour

“I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can”
Rufus Wainwright

Candle Light Dinner 

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Even if it is not Sunday
Dinner by candle light
Must be the highlight
Of a Mundane Monday

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Anecdote Time (BEST OF 2016)

Posted in BEST OF 2016

“As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer” Robert Quillen

Anecdote Time

Never judge a book by its cover. A paperback can be just as entertaining as hardcover.

If you want to dwell in the past, buy yourself a time machine.

You have to learn how to walk before you can run. I found out that the hard way after my hip-surgery.

Looking into a mirror is like… Well, you obviously need to take a selfie!

Time, time, precious time, where have you gone? Don’t tell me, you lost your watch again?

In my youth, the grass was always greener, food tasted better and life was much happier… Then we woke up and put the dog out to pee.

Walking a mile in someone else’s shoes… Be damned sure they are the same size as your own ones!

Today, I woke up, the day was stormy, the skies were gray, my mind felt dull... Well, you can’t always expect to be in the tropics, now can you Dearie?

Don’t do as I do, do as I say! Apparently, you can get away with murder?

People who are smart, beautiful and talented… Really piss me off!

Seat in the Shade for Seat Sunday

Posted in Seat Sunday: Photography and Poetry

“A throne is only a bench covered with velvet”
Napoleon Bonaparte

Seat in the Shade

The scorching sun
Leaves you burning
Like an overcooked bun
Hoping the sun to fade
Trying to find shade
From this seat
In the shade

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (six)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

Nope, not a punter,
But,
A wanna be hunter
No time for banter
I have a plan here
I am going to be a mini vampire!

hunter

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (five)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

“I am the king of the hill
Come near me if you will
You may be in for a thrill
Because I got some skills
Yes, a feast I will cook
For you on the grill!”

“What did you think I meant?”

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