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Photography /Poetry /Humour

Red, Red Roses for Daily Photo

“If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: ‘I’m cheap!’ Delta Burke

Close Up 

“I am ready for my close-up, Ms Photographer Lady!”

No clicks of the shutter can be heard

“Hey lady! Over here! See, pretty as hell!”

Still nothing

“Hey miss-wannabe-photo-snapper, I am standing here, waiting… My time is not cheap you know!”

And yet no luck…

“OK, so now I am really getting pissed: Get your big butt over here and snap some pix, PRONTO!”

The pix-snapper finally reacts: “OK, OK, don’t get your knickers in a twist: I was just polishing my lens…”
“Gee, what a diva…”

“Snap, snap, snap… a presto!”

Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour

Red, Red Roses for Daily Photo

“If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: ‘I’m cheap!’ Delta Burke

Solo 

Flying solo
When ever the wind blows
And not even snow
Will make me loose my glow….

…Unless I have to stop and my nose blow!

Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour

Red, Red Roses for Daily Photo

“If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: ‘I’m cheap!’ Delta Burke

One Among Many 

Listen carefully
You might hear the soft whispers
Of the pretty rose sisters
Sitting in the vase neatly…

“Don’t push me!”

“Ouch, that really hurt!”

“You know, your thorns are really sharp!”

“Me, me, me, I want to be first!”