Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!
“I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!” Howard Schultz
Monday with(out) Coffee
What is a Monday
But a slow day of Sunday
Without coffee
It’s just a faded copy
It’s just what you seek
So, don’t hesitate
Go ahead, start the week
With a fresh, clean slate
Make your way
To the coffee maker
For a while stay
After all,
You deserved a break
Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!
“Come to the dark side, we have coffee”
Not without my Coffee
I freely admit it
I am addicted
To the finest organic suspension
One of the greatest inventions
Coffee
If gets me up in the morning
So read this forewarning
To save yourself from scorning
Do not get between me and my
Coffee
If you want your day
To be inventive and stay
On top of the world
Life delightfully twirled
Coffee
Take my advice
Don’t think twice
Pour yourself a cup of java
It beats the hell out of guava
Coffee
Your fellow human kind
Never looked so fine
The world filled with love
If everyone joined in a cup of
Coffee
Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!
“I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!” Howard Schultz
Coffee with a Side Dish
A cup of coffee or a few
With a sweet side dish or two
A lifesaver for any day
Will keep all kinds of doctors away
Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” T. S. Eliot
Coffee makes the world go around
Coffee
Makes the world go around,
The world go around,
The world go around
Nothing is a more sweeter sound
But the spoon makes a clinking sound
When in the coffee cup
Swirling around
Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!
“Coffee – the finest organic suspension ever devised. It’s got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it”Captain Kathryn Janeway
The Four Options Of Coffee
1) Good
2) OK
3) Drinkable
4) Yak
How to recognize bad coffee:
1) Looks like tea, doesn’t taste like tea and certainly not like any coffee you’ve ever tasted!
2) Sticky gooey stuff sticks on your tongue: Looks like tar, tastes like tar!
3) Your face twitches in a funny way: Not funny good, but funny bad.
4) Coffee with milk: Except when it’s ice coffee, with lots of coffee, a little ice and hardly any milk.
You know it’s an excellent cup when the coffee is:
1) Black.
2) The spoon melts in it before you manage to stir.
3) You have a burned after taste in your mouth for several hours after your last cup of the day.
4) It’s ten o’clock in the evening and you are still drinking it.
Note: Why you would actually stop drinking coffee at any hour is beyond me!
Posted in the Daily Post: Spare
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Resistance is futile” The Borg, Star Trek
Spare Parts
Call me a robot
Because with these cool parts
I frequently strut
I prefer cyborg
Or possibly a Trek Borg
Founding my own .org
Because of the metal
Made my body special
And now,
Ascending to a higher level 😉
Posted in Quote a Week Tuesday
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
Quote a Week Tuesday
For this week’s quote, I have chosen a little reminder, to always stay positive, to believe in yourself and what you are doing. From one of my favourite fairy tales:
‘This is impossible.”…”Only if you believe it is.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
Posted in Daily Incidents
Tale /Humour /Horror
“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened” Lisa Mantchev
Monday, Another Bloody Monday
Couldn’t sleep
So I woke up early
Still oh so tired
Logged on to my computer
Surprisingly, nothing worked
Tried and re-tried
Booted, hooted, shouted
Unfortunately to no end
The whole network was down
I was cut off,
From the world!
Another bloody Monday
Has just reared its ugly head…
…again
Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!
“Don’t be a bitter Bitch!
Just make them EAT IT, HONEY!”
Latrice Royale
Having My Cake and Eating It Too
Having my cake
And eating it too
May be
A catch twenty-two
Having it both ways
Without any pays
Looking for clues
Paying my dues
Powerless against sacrifice
Not willing to compromise
Finding ways to circumvent
Avoiding getting dents
Still my cake is crumbling down
Falling into little pieces
Not worth even half a crown
Soon enough ceases
To exist
Vaporizing into mist
Who ever finds the recipe
To uncover this mystery
Please feel free
To share it with me
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography/Poetry/Humour
“If you’re going through hell, keep going” Winston Churchill
Going Up or Going Down? (Daily Photo)
When in heaven, agree with the angel
When in hell, deal with the devil
When you’re going up,
Enjoy the view
It may last only a few
When you’re going down,
Enjoy the fast ride
You may be in a slide
But just put on a big smile
When you reach the hollow
With feelings that follow
Stand up proud
Shout out loud
“Yes, brown cow
I am coming up now
Even if I need a damned plow!”
Rantings Of A Third Kind 