May Day!

“The day fir workers to relax? To enjoy some time off? Well, I know I’m still working so?” Gun Roswell

May Day!

“May Day! May Day!”
The clock blared
As the alarm went off
I woke up with a scoff
“What the F…!”
As this, was supposed to be my day off!

Clearing my throat, with a cough
I quickly got up, in a huff and a puff
Waking, this early in the morning, was tough

I looked at the clock on the wall
Figuring some way, to stall
But the only option, was my ass outside to haul

First view from the window
Did my foggy mind blow
As I rubbed my eyes, little did I know
The only thing I would see, was more snow

What the hell was going on?
I thought May was summer’s dawn
But this plan has one big flaw
The winter has raised its ugly claw

It must have been because of the weather
My alarm clock had made this error
Waking me up early, knowing
I only, could this task endeavour

So now, it was up to me
The land and air rid of the freeze
To bring forth the sunshine and warm breeze
Just had to figure out, how this task to seize!

If I only had powers of magic
I would just pull out some gimmick
But unfortunately, my witchery has a limit

So, for now, I just taped on an image
Onto the window with a view quite idyllic
A summery green meadow,
The warmer weathers to mimic

Red, Red Roses for Mundane Monday

Posted in Mundane Monday #59
Photography /Poetry /Humour

Mundane Monday

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“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do” Yogi Berra

Red, Red Roses

Roses are red
Violets are blue
And so am I
So try not to mind
This poem has no rhyme

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Pretty with Yellow for Mundane Monday

Posted in Mundane Monday #59
Photography /Poetry /Humour

Mundane Monday

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“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do” Yogi Berra

Pretty with Yellow

Yellow!
Said the fellow
As he helloed
With a bellow
Of a voice
A little rejoice
In his voice
After all
He had broken protocol
And was finally
Smelling the flowers

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Blue and Green for Mundane Monday

Posted in Mundane Monday #59
Photography /Poetry /Humour

Mundane Monday

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“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do” Yogi Berra

Blue and Green

Deepest of blue and luscious green
These are the colours of spring
Can you hear bell the ding?
It’s time for a singalong!

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Cloudy, with a chance of Sunshine for Mundane Monday

Posted in Mundane Monday #59
Photography /Poetry /Humour

Mundane Monday

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“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do” Yogi Berra

Cloudy, with a chance of Sunshine

Sunshine,
Nothing but blue skies
From now on?

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A Whole Lotta Going On for Mundane Monday

Posted in Mundane Monday #59
Photography /Poetry /Humour

Mundane Monday

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“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do” Yogi Berra

A Whole Lotta Going On

Reflections in the mirror
The picture is getting clearer
Or maybe it’s due to the liquor
There’s a whole lotta going on!

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Balloons (Daily Photo) Two

Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour

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“Like a balloon, and… something bad happens!” Fry, Futurama

Balloons 

Helium filled colourful balls of fun
Competing against the glowing sun
Everyone will soon be hypnotized
As balloons of all shapes and size
High up in the air start rising

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Balloons (Daily Photo) One

Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour

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“Like a balloon, and… something bad happens!” Fry, Futurama

Balloons 

It’s the time for the annual fare
Be careful or you might scare
Soon gaping people on the ground will stare
Kids chasing them like they just don’t care
Going as far as anyone could dare…

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Sugar! for Mundane Monday

Posted in Mundane Monday #58
Photography /Poetry /Humour

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“I think you can find all the elements that you can find in great literature in mundane experiences” Harvey Pekar

Sugar!

Very colourful
Exceptionally alluring
Highly addictive
All sugar
Just eat it!

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Two Geese A-walking for Mundane Monday

Posted in Mundane Monday #58
Photography /Poetry /Humour

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“I think you can find all the elements that you can find in great literature in mundane experiences” Harvey Pekar

Two Geese A-walking

On the second day of May
What comes my way
But, two geese a-walking…

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