Monday, Bloody Monday (BEST OF 2016)

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“Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?”

Monday, Bloody Monday

Monday, bloody Monday
It is certainly not my fun day
Still five days until Friday
This could well be my die day

My calendar filled with meetings
No time for eating
Feeling like cheating
When trying to catch a break for peeing

No use in struggle or fighting 
Almost worse than being struck by a lightning
Dealing with the disappointment
Because there is no ointment

Another working week has started
From my leisure time I was parted
Doing my best to survive
Just wishing to keep in the drive

Tell me, do I really hate Mondays
Or is it just the illusion of a fading Sunday?

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Monday: Bloody Monday

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“Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?”

Monday, Bloody Monday

Monday, bloody Monday
It is certainly not my fun day
Still five days until Friday
This could well be my die day

My calendar filled with meetings
No time for eating
Feeling like cheating
When trying to catch a break for peeing

No use in struggle or fighting 
Almost worse than being struck by a lightning
Dealing with the disappointment
Because there is no ointment

Another working week has started
From my leisure time I was parted
Doing my best to survive
Just wishing to keep in the drive

Tell me, do I really hate Mondays
Or is it just the illusion of a fading Sunday?

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Monday: We meet again!

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“So, Monday, we meet again!”

Monday

I knew you were trouble
As soon as I met you
Like the space telescope Hubble
Or a kid without shoes
I would be completely lost
If I didn’t have you

Yeah, what would a week be
Without us to curse thee
Because it can only get better
After a Mon-dee

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Mundane Monday Eight

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Mundane Monday

“We’re horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We’re the ninjas of the mundane, you might say” Andy Partridge

Variations of a Theme

Same old song and dance
Oh, just give me a chance
I really like the view
It only shows for a few
Soon some snow will fall
And the pictures get more dull

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Mundane Monday Seven

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Mundane Monday

“We’re horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We’re the ninjas of the mundane, you might say” Andy Partridge

Stairway Selfie

A familiar form
Maybe a little worn
From the window reflected
And in an image resurrected

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Mundane Monday Six

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Mundane Monday

“We’re horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We’re the ninjas of the mundane, you might say” Andy Partridge

Simply Green

Simply green
Like the inside of a spleen
Or little figurines
Made out of soybeans

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Mundane Monday Five

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Mundane Monday

“We’re horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We’re the ninjas of the mundane, you might say” Andy Partridge

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Criss-Cross

Criss-cross
Retorted the boss
His shoes out tossed
And ran out barefoot

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Mundane Monday Four

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Mundane Monday

“We’re horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We’re the ninjas of the mundane, you might say” Andy Partridge

Contrasts

High contrast
Today’s forecast
Blue skies
And sunshine

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Mundane Monday Three

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Mundane Monday

“We’re horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We’re the ninjas of the mundane, you might say” Andy Partridge

Concrete Dreams

Dreaming of a green pasture
Making me grow even faster
Alas, soon dreams will shatter
Concrete is the only thing that matters

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Mundane Monday Two

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Mundane Monday

“We’re horribly mundane, aggressively mundane individuals. We’re the ninjas of the mundane, you might say” Andy Partridge

Behind the Glass Wall

Tempting sunshine
Behind the thin line
With only a glass wall
Breaking the fall
When nature calls

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