Posted in BEST OF 2016
Photo Credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
—Miguel de Cervantes (author, Don Quixote)
Caturday: The Girl, Dog and Cat
“Ready for our close-up,
Miss DeSolingius”
The trio shouted
As, in front of the camera
They all strutted
Posted in BEST OF 2016
Photo Credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.”
—Miguel de Cervantes (author, Don Quixote)
Caturday: The Girl, Dog and Cat
The girl happily around struts
In her new rock’n’roll haircut
“What, what, what???”
The dog could not believe that stuff
The cat had her own opinion
“It’s obvious she was influenced by the minions”
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
Nope, not a punter,
But,
A wanna be hunter
No time for banter
I have a plan here
I am going to be a mini vampire!
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
“I am the king of the hill
Come near me if you will
You may be in for a thrill
Because I got some skills
Yes, a feast I will cook
For you on the grill!”
“What did you think I meant?”
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
The three of us
Are resting our butts
On this nice couch
There is no fuss
Just trust
Between
The three of us
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
I was born with teeth
I am quick on my feet
Sometimes I hit the streets
Other times
I hog all the seats
Just because I can
And because
I was born with teeth
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
Mug shot number one:
This was supposed to for the passport
But since I accidentally snorted
I almost got deported
And now, this is my mug shot
Mug shot number two:
Dreaming and snoring
Who said life was boring
I know you are all adoring
My pretty profile in this mug shot
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
With a halo, on his head
Hair, like he just got out of bed
The one and only
Mr Diesel the Frenchie
“Don’t you just all wanna kiss me!”
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
All bundled up and no where to go
Well, guess I’ll just take it slow
Let my minions do my bidding
After all, it is only fitting
The hooman made me take the bath
While little me, splashing and helpless, she just laughed
Now, let’s see who laughs last!
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
It was broken when we got here?
“I didn’t do it
Nobody saw me do it
Can’t prove anything…
(the canine pointing at the feline)
The cat did it!”
Rantings Of A Third Kind 