Time for a Reality Check? (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

Part Three of Reality? Who’s Brilliant Idea Was That?

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“It is strange because sometimes, I read a book, and I think I am the people in the book”

Time for a Reality Check?

So there I was, in the middle of the woods, all by my lonesome. No where to hide, no where to run.
I was in for a challenge. Not only because of me detoxing from the fiction I was greatly hooked up on at this point, but also living in an archaic house without any creature comforts.

I watched the car drive off, and then I was finally alone. Time to start the battle with the demons!
I went inside the wooden cabin finding a layer of dust settling on the surfaces. Sighing deeply and thinking ‘Welcome to the labour camp’. Placing my rucksack on the chair closest to me, I rolled up my sleeves and started cleaning up.

Windows and door open to get the air circulating. Making do with an old broom to swipe the floors. Luckily I had brought some cleaning wipes with me. Those would come in handy while dusting the surfaces.

A few hours later I looked around and the place was spick and span clean. It was time for the evening meal and I was unpacking my bag. I had several cans of food, some crackers and a juice canister. Now all I needed was water and wood!

The rest of my day went pretty much doing chors like cutting wood and hauling water from the well.
A few more hours went by and I was inside getting the wooden stow started. When the fire was burning nicely, I opened one of the cans, pea soup of course, good for any camper!

It was night fall and I had my little oil lamp burning and the fire was going keeping me warm. It had been a little bit of an effort, but luckily some smart Alec had written instructions now hanging on the wall next to fireplace.

So there I was without a care in the world, my stomach full with soup and juice. I was wondering how people managed to get anything else done in the olden days. Most of the daylight hours seemed to be wasted on cleaning and gathering necessities for meal preparation.

Then I realized I needed to use the facilities. Unfortunately there was only an outhouse and it was a bit tricky to navigate there in the dark. I had my torch with me so that helped a little. I just hoped no wildlife were close by feeling peckish and thinking I was food.

The routine for the two week period was pretty much the same every day. Get up at dawn, because the birds were screaming in the trees, hunt and gather for nourishment. The cottage grounds actually had a pretty good assortment of various berries and luckily it was the season for most of them.

In the end, I did not even miss reading, anything, fiction or otherwise. I didn’t have time, when the real life hit me hard, and using a log to do it!

Let’s see what happens when I finally get back home, where all the temptations await me!

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Admiration (The Daily Post) Three

Posted in the Daily Post: Admiration
Photography / Poetry(?) /Humour

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Admiration (The Daily Post) 

“Admiration for a quality or an art can be so strong that it deters us from striving to possess it” Friedrich Nietzsche

Pink

Sort of pink
Like dipped into ink
Do not mix with a drink!

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Mundane Monday: Three

Posted in Mundane Monday #57
Photography /Poetry /Humour

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Mundane Monday

As far as my favorite sites, I do a lot of mundane stuff on line because I travel so much” Bruce Campbell

Crescent Moon

Moonlight?
It’s not even midnight!
But there it is:
Shining ever so bright
In broad daylight!

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Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 Three

Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour

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Seat Sunday 2016-05-01

“If it’s the right chair, it doesn’t take too long to get comfortable in it” Robert De Niro

Wooden

It’s wooden
What rhymes with wooden?
Nothing rhymes with wooden

So, just

Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat

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The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Three

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

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“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Blooming Plastic

I am plastic
It’s blooming fantastic
Oh, don’t be so sarcastic!

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Birds: And lots of them! (Weekly Photo Breakdown) Three

Posted in Weekly Photo Breakdown
Photography/Humour

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“I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened, we wouldn’t stand a chance! How could we possibly hope to fight them?” Alfred Hitchcock

Birds: And lots of them! (Weekly Photo Breakdown) 

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Swans

World Wide Wednesday in London: Three

Posted in the World Wide Wednesday: Around the world in photographs

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“There’s nowhere else like London. Nothing at all, anywhere” Vivienne Westwood

World Wide Wednesday in London 

Doorways

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Panorama (SL-WEEK) Three

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Panorama
Photography / Poetry

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“Our eyes captures thousands of beautiful pictures everyday.” ― Pradeepa Pandiyan

Panorama

By the seaside
The strand so wide
An evening ride
With a stern stride

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A Winter’s Tale (TBT): Three

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

“Winter is coming” George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

A Winter’s Tale

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