Shopping Mall Deer, Part Two, Going Cartoon

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry

“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos

Shopping Mall Deer, Part Two, Going Cartoon

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I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere

So did this little tune
And ended in a cartoon
Watch me now,
And don’t confuse me with a cow
As I am starring
With all you shoppers sparring

I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere

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Cartoon Life for Daily Photo Two

Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour

Cartoon Life for Daily Photo

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“I just really love the cartoon form. I love the plasticity of it” Roz Chast

Apples

Lay all your apples in one basket
That’s a cliche most classic
But this doesn’t have to be their casket
After all, they were made of plastic

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Reality? Who’s Brilliant Idea Was That? (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

Part Two of Serially Lost in Fiction

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“Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth”  Ludwig Borne

Reality? Who’s Brilliant Idea Was That?

“You really need to pull it together and clean up your act!”

The words still echoing in my head from the intervention. The whole thing had made me extremely angry. But after my initial tantrum had subsided, I was willing to admit I had a problem.

So now, I needed a plan, but it was going to be hard. I had two choices, to gradually wean myself off of all that fiction and fantasy or go cold turkey. I estimated it would take around two to three weeks or so either way. I chose the latter option. I did not trust myself, suspecting the gradual way I would only make excuses and not read any less.

The options at hand would be then to:

a) Get rid of every single piece of technology or readable book.
b) Lock myself in an empty room at home.
c) Travel to a far away place, preferably a cottage in the middle of the forest somewhere without any creature comforts.

I chose plan c. It seemed the best option, since my family owned a cottage some hundred kilometers up north. There was no electricity, no running water, basically nothing but survival against the wilderness. Well, to be honest, the nearest shop was only five kilometres away, so not a god forsaken place after all.

Since the margin of me running off mid process, my family opted to drive me there and I would then have a bike to use for my trips to buy groceries. And that being my only option of transportation, it would be highly unlikely I would run off on a bike.

So it was agreed and I was on my way to the cottage in the woods with only my necessities.

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Next stop: Time for a Reality Check?

Cats ans Dogs for Saturday (Two)

Posted in Saturday
Photography / Poetry / Humour
Photo Credits Miranda Kuusisto

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“I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady” Juliette Lewis

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Cats ans Dogs 

Cats and Dogs
Put them in a box
What secrets untold
Before you unfold..  

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Admiration (The Daily Post) Two

Posted in the Daily Post: Admiration
Photography / Poetry(?) /Humour

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Admiration (The Daily Post) 

“Admiration for a quality or an art can be so strong that it deters us from striving to possess it” Friedrich Nietzsche

Tulips

Bright red tulips
Swaying like hips
Though does not go well,
With fish and chips

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Mundane Monday: Two

Posted in Mundane Monday #57
Photography /Poetry /Humour

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Mundane Monday

As far as my favorite sites, I do a lot of mundane stuff on line because I travel so much” Bruce Campbell

Turquoise

The cool and cold water
Inviting and soft as butter
So what if you feel like an otter:
Just dive in, it will get hotter!

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Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 Two

Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour

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Seat Sunday 2016-05-01

“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?” Albert Einstein

Plastic

It’s plastic
It’s fantastic
Not too charismatic
Nor dramatic

Just,

Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat

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The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Two

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour

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“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs

Rusted

Old and very rusted
Feeling a little busted
But still much trusted

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Birds: And lots of them! (Weekly Photo Breakdown) Two

Posted in Weekly Photo Breakdown
Photography/Humour

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“I have never known birds of different species to flock together. The very concept is unimaginable. Why, if that happened, we wouldn’t stand a chance! How could we possibly hope to fight them?” Alfred Hitchcock

Birds: And lots of them! (Weekly Photo Breakdown) 

Lift off!

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