Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Yawn!
See my tongue
See my pretty pink tongue
Now watch me yawn
Because you did not bring me
A nice juicy prawn
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Caturday: Cat Combo (three)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Black cat combo
A black cat crossed the road
She met up, with a slow toad
“Are you getting towed?
Or are you just really slow?”
She snickeringly asked
The toad looked at the cat annoyed
Then without warning
Her quickly passed
And ran off, really, really fast
Caturday: Cat Combo (two)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Selfie
Click!
“This is my profile pic:
Can you dig
Did I get the gig?”
Caturday: Cat Combo (one)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Minttu Gustafsson
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Family Snap
A family snap shot
Of a different sort
They may have come
From near and far
But together a furry lot
Of a family they are
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (one)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
All bundled up and no where to go
Well, guess I’ll just take it slow
Let my minions do my bidding
After all, it is only fitting
The hooman made me take the bath
While little me, splashing and helpless, she just laughed
Now, let’s see who laughs last!
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (four)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
It was broken when we got here?
“I didn’t do it
Nobody saw me do it
Can’t prove anything…
(the canine pointing at the feline)
The cat did it!”
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (five)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
Just when you thought
It was safe to leave sit in your spot…
…Jaws, has returned!
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (three)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
“Going duck huntin’
Ain’t no time for gruntin’
There is just one thing
I love more than this:”
Well, actually there are quite a few things, which come to mind…
Stomping, eating, sleeping, bumping, wanting, something something
Yeah, quite a few things, actually!
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (two)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin
Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster
“This is my spot, my spot!
Hooman, move your head,
Or go someplace else instead!
This is my spot!
Come to think of it:
All spots in this house are mine,
Mine I tell ya, mine!”
Caturday: Leader of the Pack (three)
Posted in Caturday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius
Caturday: Leader of the Pack
“Snow, snow, snow
Let it blow, blow, blow
I love snow!
Did I mention that,
I really love snow?!”
Rantings Of A Third Kind 