Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (three)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

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I was born with teeth
I am quick on my feet
Sometimes I hit the streets
Other times
I hog all the seats
Just because I can
And because
I was born with teeth

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (two)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

Mug shot number one:
This was supposed to for the passport
But since I accidentally snorted
I almost got deported
And now, this is my mug shot

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Mug shot number two:
Dreaming and snoring
Who said life was boring
I know you are all adoring
My pretty profile in this mug shot

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Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (one)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Continued Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

With a halo, on his head
Hair, like he just got out of bed
The one and only
Mr Diesel the Frenchie
“Don’t you just all wanna kiss me!”

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Bread and Circuses aka Happy New Year!

Posted in Holiday Celebration

“Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bread and Circuses aka Happy New Year! 

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Bread and Circuses
For any and all purposes
Lights and fireworks
Maybe with some quirks

No time to waste
It is time to celebrate
Let us all unite
Leave our differences, aside

The New Year
We hail
Following
A different trail
Past and present
Already spent
To the future
From now on
We all ascend

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Last Friday of 2016 Daily Photo (three)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography; Humour and Poetry

“And now we welcome the new year.
Full of things that have never been”
Rainer Maria Rilke

Last Friday of 2016

Bright light
Lighting up
The polar night
Sooner than later
It will be day light
And maybe, an alligator?

“It’s about bloody time!”
I cried

And luckily,
The New Year
Is almost here

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Last Friday of 2016 Daily Photo (two)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography; Humour and Poetry

“And now we welcome the new year.
Full of things that have never been”
Rainer Maria Rilke

Last Friday of 2016

Frosty Elves
Shitting, on my shelves
Something smells

“Oh, hell
No need to dwell
I am doing well”

Because,
The New Year
Is almost here

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Last Friday of 2016 Daily Photo (one)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography; Humour and Poetry

“And now we welcome the new year.
Full of things that have never been”
Rainer Maria Rilke

Last Friday of 2016

The day
Dark and dreary
The house is quiet
The holiday lights
Bringing, some cheer
Opening a beer
My face in a leer

“Oh, never mind,
Time to unwind”

Because,
The New Year
Is almost here

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Paths for the Daily Post (two)

Posted in the Daily Post: Path: Photography /Poetry /Humour

“Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Paths 

Ride, ride, ride your bike
Gently down the path
If the bike should break down
Don’t get a frown
Put up your thumb
It won’t get numb
And just start to hitchhike

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Paths for the Daily Post (six)

Posted in the Daily Post: Path: Photography /Poetry /Humour

“Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Paths 

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The measure of a valiant warrior
When finding a path at the end of the corridor
And stepping onto it like a true toreador

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Paths for the Daily Post (four)

Posted in the Daily Post: Path: Photography /Poetry /Humour

“Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Paths 

A yellow brick road
Ahead of you flows
Step on the tiles
And soon you’ll fly

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