Seat Sunday (2016-07-17)

Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale

“I don’t want to be a passenger sitting on the bench not doing much, even in my older years” Frank Lampard

Seat Sunday

I have followed the yellow brick road
And it led me to this humble abode
Surrounded by a picket fence
And a green grass oh so dense

Now I am stationed here for all eternity
The yellow bricks stacked behind me
Grass growing tall, reaching to infinity
The inhabitants enjoying me occasionally

Maybe this is the place I will settle
And every day brew me tea in a kettle
I may be made out of wood and metal
But I can be quite sentimental

I am a special bench
Possibly made by the French
Sometimes in the drain I drench
Still, I am quite the mensch 😉

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Snail for The Daily Post

Posted in the Daily Post: Details
Photography /Poetry /Humour

“Snail, snail,
Show me your horns,
Will there tomorrow,
Be a storm”
– Finnish adage

Snail for The Daily Post

Little slimey snail
Brought by a gail
Now stuck in this tale
Onto my windowsill

I though you were a hale
Of the size of a whale
But you seem quite frail
Dragging your tall tail

I tried to snap a picture
But you were way too fast
Now into this scripture
Your tall tale will last

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Twenty

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Nap time

“It’s a wrap
Time for a nap
Good night to all
Where ever you fall”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Nineteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

On a Break

I am on a break
Awaiting my steak
Don’t want a snake
And expecting cake
So don’t keep me awake
Just let me dream
For heaven’s sake!

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Eighteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Photoshoot

“I am ready for my close-up!”

Said the pup
As he finished his cup
And, got ready for the lineup

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Seventeen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Hypnotize

Look me,
Straight
In the eyes
While I thee
I hypnotize

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Sixteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Oys’, in the Hood

“Yo, Yo
Are you ready to go?!
This place let’s blow
And into
The unknown flow

Yo, Yo
I’m the original
Not a typical
Oy in the hood”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Fifteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Sometimes, I like to Hide

Sometimes
I hide
And think
I am in disguise

As an old dude
I you allude

When it is time
To go out
In the rain

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Fourteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

You are Boring Me

“Woon’t you please just leave me alo’on”

He said,
With a heavy,
Greta Garboesc,
Swedish accent

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Thirteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Keeping my Eye on You

I am watching
I am listening
For any move
You might make
I will not hesitate

Ready
Steady
I will prove
To be quicker
Than a tsunami
When I pounce
Like a hound

“Gimme a treat, already,
Mommy!”

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