Blue Mammoth

Posted in Haiku

“Woolly or plastic?” Gun Roswell

Blue Mammoth

A blue plastic mammoth found
Owner may collect at my house from
’til Sunday, must be blue

A Bench to Sit on (six)

Posted in Seat Sunday

“I don’t generally like running.
I believe in training by rising gently up
and down from the bench”
Satchel Paige

A Bench to Sit on

7-b

I finally found it
A bench made of metal
For me to sit
Soft as a petal
A purr-fect fit

7-a

A Bench to Sit on (five)

Posted in Seat Sunday

“I don’t generally like running.
I believe in training by rising gently up
and down from the bench”
Satchel Paige

A Bench to Sit on

6-b

A little while longer
As I moved along
The feeling now stronger
I knew it wouldn’t be long
I was close to finding
As I saw the metal shining

6-a

onto part six

A Bench to Sit on (four)

Posted in Seat Sunday

“I don’t generally like running.
I believe in training by rising gently up
and down from the bench”
Satchel Paige

A Bench to Sit on

4-a

So once again
I had to complain
But I knew, the right seat
Was just in reach
I just had to seek

4-b

onto part five

A Bench to Sit on (three)

Posted in Seat Sunday

“I don’t generally like running.
I believe in training by rising gently up
and down from the bench”
Satchel Paige

A Bench to Sit on

3-a

Moving forward
I found one, made of wood
Maybe it wasn’t hard
Rather suitably good
Too soft for a fit!

3-b

onto part four

A Bench to Sit on (two)

Posted in Seat Sunday

“I don’t generally like running.
I believe in training by rising gently up
and down from the bench”
Satchel Paige

A Bench to Sit on

1-a

Then I saw it
The bench, made of stone
When I tried to sit
I felt it to my bones
Too hard for a fit!

1-b

onto part three

A Bench to Sit on (one)

Posted in Seat Sunday

“I don’t generally like running.
I believe in training by rising gently up
and down from the bench”
Satchel Paige

A Bench to Sit on

2-a

I was looking for
A bench to sit on
What I hoped to score
Something close to a lawn
To lay my tired self
On a softer shelf

2-b

onto part two

November Day for Daily Photo (two)

Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Poetry and Humour

“November always seemed to me the Norway of the year.”
― Emily Dickinson

November Day

snowman-2

It may not be a classic
And not so dramatic
But when lit up:
A snowman made of plastic
Looks quite fantastic!

snowman-1

Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 Three

Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour

seat-sunday-3

Seat Sunday 2016-05-01

“If it’s the right chair, it doesn’t take too long to get comfortable in it” Robert De Niro

Wooden

It’s wooden
What rhymes with wooden?
Nothing rhymes with wooden

So, just

Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat

seat-sunday-3

Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 Two

Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour

seat-sunday-2

Seat Sunday 2016-05-01

“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?” Albert Einstein

Plastic

It’s plastic
It’s fantastic
Not too charismatic
Nor dramatic

Just,

Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat

seat-sunday-2