The 3rd Advent (two)

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“Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought,
doesn’t come from a store”
Dr. Seuss

The 3rd Advent

…In the end
After some time spent
The agreement said

“You can have three days off
Provided, they are on a weekend
No more time to spend
On any celebration
Or there will be hell to bend!”

So now, if you listen closely
The celebration still goes on, but quietly
Under the bridges and behind closed doors
Some say, they even roast s’mores

Guess the lesson learnt
Is: do not get burnt
But celebrate you can
If you don’t give damn
Even if shit hits the fan!

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The 3rd Advent (one)

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“Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought,
doesn’t come from a store”
Dr. Seuss

The 3rd Advent

At the tone of the bell’s ding
The celebrations are about to begin
Even the grumpiest of them all begins to sing
All the crowd begins to swing

Nothing will stop the celebration
So come along, bring your dalmatian
Let’s spread the cheer across the nation
So hop on the train before it leaves the station

But hold on to your horses
Says the person cautious
Before we can actually endorse this
We need to talk to our bosses

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continued in part two

Then Snow Came for Daily Photo (two)

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“And finally Winter,
with its bitin’, whinin’ wind,
and all the land will be mantled with snow”
Roy Bean

Then Snow Came

As it was pouring, when it rains
Yes, it was time, for this game!

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continued in part three

Then Snow Came for Daily Photo (four)

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“And finally Winter,
with its bitin’, whinin’ wind,
and all the land will be mantled with snow”
Roy Bean

Then Snow Came

“No this is not fake!
So just run for your lives
Before you get the wintery hives”

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Then Snow Came for Daily Photo (one)

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“And finally Winter,
with its bitin’, whinin’ wind,
and all the land will be mantled with snow”
Roy Bean

Then Snow Came

Down, down, down
The snow again came
Filling the open drain

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continued in part two

Then Snow Came for Daily Photo (three)

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“And finally Winter,
with its bitin’, whinin’ wind,
and all the land will be mantled with snow”
Roy Bean

Then Snow Came

A multitude of flakes
Leaving in its wake
Even filling, a very large lake

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continued in part four

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (one)

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Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

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All bundled up and no where to go
Well, guess I’ll just take it slow
Let my minions do my bidding
After all, it is only fitting
The hooman made me take the bath
While little me, splashing and helpless, she just laughed
Now, let’s see who laughs last!

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (four)

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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

It was broken when we got here?

“I didn’t do it
Nobody saw me do it
Can’t prove anything…

(the canine pointing at the feline)

The cat did it!”

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (five)

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“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

Just when you thought
It was safe to leave sit in your spot…

…Jaws, has returned!

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (three)

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Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

“Going duck huntin’
Ain’t no time for gruntin’
There is just one thing
I love more than this:”

Well, actually there are quite a few things, which come to mind…
Stomping, eating, sleeping, bumping, wanting, something something
Yeah, quite a few things, actually!

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