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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Time for a singalong
“Me, me, me, me-ee
La-la-la-la-aa”
“Pat, pat, pat your dog
Gently down its back
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
This is a moment for Kodak”
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
I own everything
This is my sofa
This is my chair
I filled my quota
And to be fair
I,
Own everything!
And if you sing
Maybe,
I will let you
Sit with me
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Just looking
“Oh, I was just looking…
So, whatcha cooking?
If you have some puddin’,
I wouldn’t mind eatin'”
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Hiding
I feel shy today
Alone in this place
They made me stay
So just read my face
It’s clearly splayed
I won’t be swayed
To stay in this place
One more day!
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Boss Face
I am your boss
And I don’t give a toss
If you care to floss
After eaten the sauce
Posted in Celebration
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Song
Sisters, Sisters lyrics by Irving Berlin
“Sisters, sisters
There were never such devoted sisters,
Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,
I’m there to keep my eye on her
Caring, sharing
Every little thing that we are wearing
All kinds of weather, we stick together
The same in the rain and sun”
Happy 35th Birthday Little Sis’!
My two little sisters
Twins, they say with a whisper
Two of a kind they ain’t
The other likes to shop
The other likes to paint
The other holds a job
The other would rather faint
My little sisters
They sometimes give me blisters
But here is the twister
I am still the lucky winner
With my two dear sisters
Many happy returns Johanna and Miranda aka Amanda & Bertta!
Posted in WordPress Course: WP Writing: Intro to Poetry
Poetry /Humour /Dialogue /Photography
Poetry, Day Two: Face
* For today’s poem, take a single face you know as your point of departure. It doesn’t even have to be a real-life, flesh-and-blood face you’re writing about. Faces are everywhere in the texture of our daily lives: from portraits in the museum to the banknotes in our wallets, and from billboards and street art to online profile pictures.
* If you’d like to push yourself a bit further today, give alliteration a try — it’s a handy poetic device that involves repeating the same consonant sound multiple times.
Faces
“That’s my face, so what?” Gun Roswell
Um, are we lost?
“Are we there yet?”
“I think we just lost the bet!”
“If it rains again,
We’ll get wet!”
“No sweat,
All we need to do
Is reset…
There done!”
And they were all gone!
Posted in WordPress Course: WP Writing: Intro to Poetry
Poetry /Humour /Dialogue /Photography
Poetry, Day Two: Face
* For today’s poem, take a single face you know as your point of departure. It doesn’t even have to be a real-life, flesh-and-blood face you’re writing about. Faces are everywhere in the texture of our daily lives: from portraits in the museum to the banknotes in our wallets, and from billboards and street art to online profile pictures.
* If you’d like to push yourself a bit further today, give alliteration a try — it’s a handy poetic device that involves repeating the same consonant sound multiple times.
Faces
“That’s my face, so what?” Gun Roswell
Yep, I am taller
“I am taller than you ha-ha!
You are shorter than me ha-ha!”
“In your face sucker!
I ate all the peanut butter!”
Posted in WordPress Course: WP Writing: Intro to Poetry
Poetry /Humour /Dialogue /Photography
Poetry, Day Two: Face
* For today’s poem, take a single face you know as your point of departure. It doesn’t even have to be a real-life, flesh-and-blood face you’re writing about. Faces are everywhere in the texture of our daily lives: from portraits in the museum to the banknotes in our wallets, and from billboards and street art to online profile pictures.
* If you’d like to push yourself a bit further today, give alliteration a try — it’s a handy poetic device that involves repeating the same consonant sound multiple times.
Faces
“That’s my face, so what?” Gun Roswell
Techno Granny
Techno savvy red-haired granny
Plucking her phone, working fingers to the bone
“I am no nanny and I don’t want a scone!
Young lady, don’t give me that tone!”
Posted in WordPress Course: WP Writing: Intro to Poetry
Poetry /Humour /Dialogue /Photography
Poetry, Day Two: Face
* For today’s poem, take a single face you know as your point of departure. It doesn’t even have to be a real-life, flesh-and-blood face you’re writing about. Faces are everywhere in the texture of our daily lives: from portraits in the museum to the banknotes in our wallets, and from billboards and street art to online profile pictures.
* If you’d like to push yourself a bit further today, give alliteration a try — it’s a handy poetic device that involves repeating the same consonant sound multiple times.
Faces
“That’s my face, so what?” Gun Roswell
Um, I don’t know
“Is it a dog, frog or a hog?
I should not have had that last grog!”
“I only see fog,
Or maybe it’s smog?”
“I need to write my blog
And then go out for a jog”
Rantings Of A Third Kind 