“Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off” Ira and George Gershwin
Can Do Attitude
(This one is a must sing ;P)
You say neither, I say either
You say potato, I say tomato
Potato, tomato
Let’s call the whole thing off
You say sell, I say buy
You say it can’t be done
I say it will be fun
Oranges, apples
What the hell happened?
They don’t rhyme
I don’t mind
Let’s call the whole thing off
You say I’m boring
I say you snoring
You say it’s very bad
I say don’t be sad
Boring, snoring
“What the hell happened to this, song(?)?”
Let’s call the whole thing off
You say it’s a fake
I say a piece of cake
You say you’re such a jerk
I say it will work
Jerk, work
Let’s call the whole thing off
You say I’m obsessive
I say I’m positive
You prefer negative
I say my glass is full
“What?
You keep loosing the rhyme!”
“Oh, don’t be such a bore!”
“No, I’m just sore,
Because you keep singing off key!”
“Oh, please,
You are even worse, and don’t try to flee!”
Worse, off key
Let’s call the whole thing off
“OK, so let’s try this again one more time?”
“Fine! And this time make it rhyme!”
You say I like it plain
I say you aren’t quite sane
You say It’s not so simple
I say smile and get a dimple
Simple, dimple,
Let’s call the whole thing off
You say I’m going home
I say you don’t like it alone
You say let’s end this song
I say play the gong!
Song, gong
Let’s call the whole thing off
“So what now?
You’re just going to quit?”
“Yeah, that is the idea in ‘going home’, as in leaving!”
“So then, we must part?”
“Oh don’t me smart, have a heart!”
“Maybe try one more time, my way?”
“Like the song title or the highway?”
“No, with the positive attitude!”
“Without the platitude?”
“Fine?”
“Wine?”
*Snort!*
You say I like it here
I say I like everywhere
You say maybe we can
I say let’s can can!
Can, can, yes we can
Let’s call the calling off, off
Now!
