Apple for Daily Photo

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“If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe”
Carl Sagan

Apple for Daily Photo

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“Come on,
Do not be afraid
Take a bite,
You may find
You do like
This more
Than the other kind”

Old Man Jobs told the scared little nerd
as he handed over the apple, with a byte bitten off.
How quite unheard!

“Oh, never mind
The missing piece”

Jobs continued

“An encounter
With an unrefined
Caused the apple
To shatter…”

He started to laugh, evilly

“But, you should have seen
How the soft micros cleaned
As soon as they bit
My apple!”

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Big White Ball for Daily Photo (two)

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“Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World”
Christopher Columbus

Big White Ball for Daily Photo 

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…Sooner or later
You are bound for the fate of
Winter!
Oh the splinter
On my side!

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Big White Ball for Daily Photo (one)

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“Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World”
Christopher Columbus

Big White Ball for Daily Photo 

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A big white ball
In the sky of the fall
The shadows growing tall
Myself growing small
But who can you call
And it’s no use to stall

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continued in part two

Upside Down with a Selfie for Daily Photo

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“I like to turn things upside down, to watch pictures and situations from another perspective.”
Ursus Wehrli

Upside Down with a Selfie for Daily Photo

World filled with wonder
In the beyond Yonder
A world which is upside down
A smile or an upside frown

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Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo (two)

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“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
Lewis Black

Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo 

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… Now you are the coffee master
And life will go much smoother and faster
To avoid any future disaster
Just have another cup with laughter!

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Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo (one)

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“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
Lewis Black

Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo 

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Coffee
Strong enough to scare a zombie
Add some sweet toffee
Bring a cup to your mommy
If you want to make it more naughty
Add a touch of kamikaze
(if you have to ask, you are not ready for this!)

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continued in part two

Variations of a Theme for Daily Photo (six)

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Variations of a Theme for Daily Photo

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“I think doing variations on a classical theme is a dangerous thing to do”
Tori Amos

On The Right Hand Side

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“Welcome, to the dark side
We can provide fun too
But these spots far and few
Reserved only for two…”

“Yeah, well, if you have coffee too, then count me in!”

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Variations of a Theme for Daily Photo (five)

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Variations of a Theme for Daily Photo

“I think doing variations on a classical theme is a dangerous thing to do”
Tori Amos

On The Left Hand Side

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Sunshine, blue skies and fluffy clouds
Very popular, with the flocking crowds
Now singing and chanting out loud
Celebrating the weather gods present
Directly to them from the heavens sent

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Variations of a Theme for Daily Photo (two)

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Variations of a Theme for Daily Photo

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“I think doing variations on a classical theme is a dangerous thing to do”
Tori Amos

Unidentified Shiny Object

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“Is it a bird?
Is it an aeroplane?
Can it be… Superman?”

“An unidentified shiny object was seen hovering above the tree tops.
So far, we have no knowledge of the nature of it, nor if it will return.”

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Variations of a Theme for Daily Photo (three)

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Variations of a Theme for Daily Photo

“I think doing variations on a classical theme is a dangerous thing to do”
Tori Amos

Pinkiest of Shoes

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Shoes shoes shoes
I see the pinkiest of shoes
They really do amuse
My bluest of blues
Do they really defuse…

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continued in part two