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“Frank stared at her. “But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”Iris looked horrified. “Oh, they’re not Ding Dongs.”She rummaged under the counter and brought out a package of chocolate covered cakes that looked exactly like Ding Dongs. “These are gluten-free, no-sugar-added, vitamin-enriched, soy-free, goat-milk-and-seaweed-based cupcake simulations.””All natural!” Fleecy chimed in.”I stand corrected.” Frank suddenly felt as queasy as Percy.”
Author: Rick Riordan
Gluten-free for Daily Photo
Flour, sugar and spice
Add a little something nice
Blueberries crowning the top
To what else
Would you want it to swap?
Sweet and delicious
Utterly precious
Completely nutritious
In all its existence
You know you want to
Don’t try to fight
So just go ahead
And take a bite!
Rantings Of A Third Kind 