Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Seventeen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Hypnotize

Look me,
Straight
In the eyes
While I thee
I hypnotize

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Sixteen

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Oys’, in the Hood

“Yo, Yo
Are you ready to go?!
This place let’s blow
And into
The unknown flow

Yo, Yo
I’m the original
Not a typical
Oy in the hood”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Fifteen

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Sometimes, I like to Hide

Sometimes
I hide
And think
I am in disguise

As an old dude
I you allude

When it is time
To go out
In the rain

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Fourteen

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

You are Boring Me

“Woon’t you please just leave me alo’on”

He said,
With a heavy,
Greta Garboesc,
Swedish accent

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Thirteen

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Keeping my Eye on You

I am watching
I am listening
For any move
You might make
I will not hesitate

Ready
Steady
I will prove
To be quicker
Than a tsunami
When I pounce
Like a hound

“Gimme a treat, already,
Mommy!”

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The Gun Rap (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, humour, travel, tales and things that nature!

When in Rhyme do as the Rhymers do” Gun Roswell

The Gun Rap

My name is Gun
I am a lot of fun
Some call me ‘Nilla
I am here to chilla

Here are some facts
Seven to be exact
Guess that is the most
You’ll find about this host

I am a wannabe writer
And maybe a little brighter
Than you might think
While you let that sink

I will continue my rant
In the form of this chant
Even though I really can’t
Sing, dance or ant?

“What? Ant? That is not a verb!”
“I was trying to rhyme -erb”
“If you can’t rhyme, stay out of the kitchen”
“Why are you so bitchen?”
“Enough with the rhyme!”
“Fine! Now gimme a dime and lets get back to the rap!”

The three letters
Best defining my efforts
Photography, Poetry
And P…

“Oops, can’t say that out loud on television <smirks>!”
“We’re not on television! This is a written blog you dumbass!”
“Hey, you said ass! That is mighty sass of you!”
“Argh! I give up!”
“Great, now back to the rap!”

Well, the last of the three
Is for me to know and for thee
To find out
Oh, do not pout!

I am a non-smoker
And I like to play poker
No just kidding
Seemed more fitting

Now to end this rap
I had to fill the gap
And already told you more
Than I intended for

Word!

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Daily Photo with Dandelions Three

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Photography /Poetry /Rap Song /Humour

Daily Photo with Dandelions

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“Dandelions, like all things in nature are beautiful when you take the time to pay attention to them.”
― June Stoyer

Three’s a Crowd (Rap)

Did you think
That three was a crowd
Then let this in sink
We are even more loud

We are gorgeously yellow
And we really like jello
We even play the cello
Waving you hello

Word!

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Daily Photo with Dandelions One

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Photography /Poetry /Rap Song /Humour

Daily Photo with Dandelions

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“Dandelions, like all things in nature are beautiful when you take the time to pay attention to them.”
― June Stoyer

One (Rap)

One is my name
I get all the fame
Because I stand all alone
My colours all shown
So be a nice fella
And get out the hella
I just want to be one
And have all the fun

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Happy Birthday to Sir Ian McKellen

Posted in Happy Birthday/Homage/Fandom/Rap
Happy 77th birthday to Sir Ian McKellen

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“I’m not quite as cool as I would like to be, really” Ian McKellen

Happy Birthday to Sir Ian McKellen

Listen what I’m tellin’
There’s a dude worth the yellin’
His name is McKellen
And he’s quite the fellow
Absolutely helluv’
An actor too!

Shakespeare, science fiction, fantasy
Add to that a good doze of reality
Each part done quite talently

So listen to me carefully
And sing along this melody
Let’s do this part formally
Join me loudly yellin’
Wishing Sir Ian McKellen
A very happy birthday!

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The Gun Roswell Show

“Think, write, read, delete, repeat. Re-think, re-write, skip read, hit send” Gun Roswell

The Gun Roswell Show

(Sung into the tune of Itchy and Scratchy theme from the Simpson’s)

I type and write
I type and write and type

Type type type
Write write write

With the occasional click and shutter sound, when out walking in the sun…

Type type type
Write write write

This is the Gun Roswell show!

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