Travel Thursday in Kos Island: Bikes, Carts, Mopeds and Scooter-mobiles (two)

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Travel Thursday in Kos Island: Bikes, Carts, Mopeds and Scooter-mobiles

“All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware”
Martin Buber

Bike (2)

A ladylike bike
With a basket in front
Will lead you
To a treasure hunt

The ride you’ll enjoy
Even, shouting ahoy
While riding around
Plenty of goodies are found

Soon enough
It’s getting tough
Your basket is full
Up the hill
The bike you pull

Sweaty and thirsty
The bike you’re cursing
But when at the top
You see another shop

Quickly mounting the bike
Because you see what you like
With cool breeze in your hair
You thank to gods of this great fare

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Travel Thursday in Kos Island: Bikes, Carts, Mopeds and Scooter-mobiles (one)

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Travel Thursday in Kos Island: Bikes, Carts, Mopeds and Scooter-mobiles

“All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware”
Martin Buber

Bike

Ride, ride, ride your bike
Where ever you feel and like
Or at least
With this delivery beast
As the delivery clerk
You’ll do the work
And much later
A joyride awaits ya’

But,
If your bike
Will go on a strike
Then what can I say:
You are in for a hike!

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Travel Thursday in Kos Island: Bikes, Carts, Mopeds and Scooter-mobiles (six)

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Travel Thursday in Kos Island: Bikes, Carts, Mopeds and Scooter-mobiles

“All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware”
Martin Buber

Velo-Bike

When you feel like
Your feet are on a strike
Just hop on a Velo-Bike
Motorized fun
Under the sun
No, this is not a pun
Just ride, ride, ride
Your Velo-Bike

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Travel Thursday in Kos Island: Bikes, Carts, Mopeds and Scooter-mobiles (three)

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Travel Log /Photography /Poetry /Tale /Humour

Travel Thursday in Kos Island: Bikes, Carts, Mopeds and Scooter-mobiles

“All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware”
Martin Buber

Golf Cart

To fool the neighbours
And all other strangers
You hired a cart
Which was quite smart
Added a bag of clubs
Actually some look alike stubs
Hopped inside the vehicle
While the other looked unbelievable
Maybe even a little jealous
Because of this helluva
Trick you made up

golf-cart

Maple Tree for Daily Photo (two)

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

“I drink maple syrup. Then I’m hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off”
Rachel McAdams

Maple Tree for Daily Photo (2)

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As the colourful leaves
In the autumn wind heave…

Just hold your horses,
Still wear those short shorts
And sooner, than you believe
It will actually be Christmas Eve
Proper songs can be sung
And ornaments on branches hung

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Maple Tree for Daily Photo (one)

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

“I drink maple syrup. Then I’m hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off”
Rachel McAdams

Maple Tree for Daily Photo 

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“Oh maple tree, oh maple tree,
Thy leaves are really changing…”

Sorry, wrong season, wrong song:
Better keep the singa-longs
In the time frame they belong 😉

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Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo (two)

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
Lewis Black

Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo 

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… Now you are the coffee master
And life will go much smoother and faster
To avoid any future disaster
Just have another cup with laughter!

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Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo (one)

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
Lewis Black

Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo 

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Coffee
Strong enough to scare a zombie
Add some sweet toffee
Bring a cup to your mommy
If you want to make it more naughty
Add a touch of kamikaze
(if you have to ask, you are not ready for this!)

coffee-1b

continued in part two

Mundane Monday #81 (four)

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Mundane Monday #81

“There’s something that’s really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think”
Jim Gaffigan

Lost Horizon

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Oh mighty Poseidon
Riddle me this:
Is that a storm rising
That I see in distance
Or did we just loose,
The horizon?

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Mundane Monday #81 (three)

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Mundane Monday #81

“There’s something that’s really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think”
Jim Gaffigan

Stacked

Stacked
Tightly packed
If you try to subtract
Without a contract
Just remember this fact
You’ll get trapped
And completely compacted

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