Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Just stand under the neon lights, and you will feel like a star”
Plasma
“Go ahead, tip your toe in
It’s all right,
I won’t bite
Much, anyway!”
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Neon (Daily Photo) Three
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Just stand under the neon lights, and you will feel like a star”
Mirror Mirror
“Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who’s the prettiest flower of them all?”
The dried out husk of a once luscious flower the mirror asked
The mirror looked bored and tired of always hearing the same old question
Looking back into the shriveling plant, it responded
“Do you want to hear the truth, or just some more lies?”
Without as much of a thought, the plant responded
“Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.
After all, those are the ones I want to hear.”
The mirror responded in frustration, but still, who was it to argue
“Fine: you are the prettiest of the all!
No die already and leave me alone!”
Neon (Daily Photo) Two
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Just stand under the neon lights, and you will feel like a star”
Killer Plant
“Feed me Seymour, feed me”
The plant beckoned
With its tentacles out stretched
For only a second
Before the food I had fetched
Into its gaping mouth
My way I had found
“Oh, well, food is food”
I calmly stated
When I got digested
And the plant finally sated
Neon (Daily Photo) One
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Just stand under the neon lights, and you will feel like a star”
On the Wall
A club in midtown?
No?
A bedroom in hometown
The music is blasting
The neighbours are gasping
Never mind their frown
Time for a showdown
We just got started
So, let’s have a party!
Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 Three
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
Seat Sunday 2016-05-01
“If it’s the right chair, it doesn’t take too long to get comfortable in it” Robert De Niro
Wooden
It’s wooden
What rhymes with wooden?
Nothing rhymes with wooden
So, just
Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat
Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 Two
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
Seat Sunday 2016-05-01
“A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?” Albert Einstein
Plastic
It’s plastic
It’s fantastic
Not too charismatic
Nor dramatic
Just,
Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat
Seat Sunday 2016-05-01 One
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
Seat Sunday 2016-05-01
“My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair” Rodney Dangerfield
Metallic
It’s metallic
Quite nostalgic
Even classic
So,
Take a seat
Lift up your feat
And enjoy the heat
The Dame and the White Cat (Caturday) Part One
Posted in Caturday
Humour / Tales / Mystery
“When all candles be out, all cats be grey” John Heywood
The Dame and the White Cat (Caturday) Part One
The dame with her white cat
Stepped in for a quick chat
Sat down and whisked off her hat
Ordered a coffee with milk non-fat
“Good evening dearie”
She said leering
“Nice weather we are having this evening”
That was all she said
Her conversation dropping dead
Just quietly sipping the beverage
As if looking for a leverage
I stood there staring
The silence more than unbearing
Wondering ‘what or who was this stranger
Were we all in danger?’
As if reading my mind
The lady put down the cup
And finally looked up
And with smile made of kind
She stated matter of factually
“I need more cats!”
As ipso facto, this was actually
A store, where one could purchase such things
To be continued
The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Ten
Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour
“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs
Being Green
Being green
Always seen
On every scene
The Odd One Out (SL-WEEK 41) Nine
Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Incongruous
Photography / Poetry / Humour
“I always find beauty in things that are odd and imperfect – they are much more interesting” Marc Jacobs
The Odd Couple
We are two of a kind
No better couple can you find
Adding this just to rhyme
Rantings Of A Third Kind 