A homage to bedpans everywhere!
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running” Groucho Marx
Ode to Bedpans
When you are
Down and out
Then just give
A small shout
Soon enough
Before things get tough
The nice nurses
Will come a running
In their purses
Carrying the plumbing
And without a doubt
Ease your pout
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“I’ll definitely be out of order for a few days!” Gun Roswell
Out of Order
Out of order
Flat on my face
Semiconscious
Feeling sorer
And out of place
For the next few days
Relying on others’ aid
Hoping not to faint
Ain’t that quaint
But I am hardly a saint
Almost felt jinxed
But now my six
Is getting fixed
Add into the mix
Out of order
For a few days at least
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A Greek doesn’t say “I have no idea what’s going on”…she says “I’ve lost my eggs and baskets” (ἐχω χἀσει τα αυγἀ και τα καλἀθια)
Day One: Part One: Introduction to the destination
Gun’s travel log, stardate 08.08.2015: 00.00 EET (GMT +3)
Today we started our journey to Greece, namely the beautiful resort of Rhodes island.
Rhodes, the largest of Greece’s Dodecanese islands, is known for its beach resorts, ancient ruins and structural remnants of its crusades-era occupation by the Knights of St. John. Rhodes City features the medieval Street of the Knights and the castle like Palace of the Grand Masters, once a Turkish prison and now a museum. The city’s bars, clubs and cafes bustle during high season.
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