Out Into The Wilderness (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel” Fran Lebowitz

Out Into The Wilderness

Urban nature
What a wild creature
Concrete, asphalt
Dog poop on the sidewalk
Grass may look green
But everyone has seen
It was spray painted
To keep it untainted
And just as a feature

Nothing quite like
The smell of petroleum
In the early morning
When riding that bike
Or taking a hike
Though fair warning
Try to avoid stepping
Onto the tossed wrapping
Made of aluminium

Reaching the heavy trafficked streets
Listening to the musical feats
Of the car horn section on the right
The jackhammers creating the beats
People shouting in chorus
Day feeling more bright
Like your name was Doris
Crossing the street at red light
Just for fun not out of spite

Come late evening
Walking through the darkened park
The streetlights broken
Someone a lurking
Deep in the bushes
Not at sea, so at least no sharks
Your pace fastening
Trying to be cunning
Then almost running

Finally arriving
To the safe haven
Entering the doorway
You realize you’re not in Norway
From the lack of pine trees
Rather the sweet smell of pee
Greeting you, making you sneeze
Not the perfume of choice
But it could be worse?

You could be camping
Out in the wilderness
In a sleeping bag, damping
Rain pouring on your sleepiness
Bears lurking outside
No where to hide
Clutching onto the covers
Hoping to survive
Until the sun rises

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SL WEEK AWARD 2016 Winner!

Posted in Awards, Celebration, SL-WEEK

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SL-WEEK AWARD 2016

Time for a celebration for Rantings!

My series “Fuzzy Vision” won Sylvain Landry‘s  SL WEEK 26 photo challenge of the week. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside 😉

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Check out the related posts:

Fuzzy Vision, One (SL-WEEK 26)

Fuzzy Vision, Two (SL-WEEK 26)

Fuzzy Vision, Three (SL-WEEK 26)

Fuzzy Vision, Four (SL-WEEK 26)

Fuzzy Vision, Five (SL-WEEK 26)

Fuzzy Vision, Six (SL-WEEK 26)

Fuzzy Vision, Seven (SL-WEEK 26)

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Throwback Thursday 2016-02-25

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“Just an FYI: Thursday the 12th is just as rare at Friday the 13th.”

Throwback Thursday 2016-02-25

Each Thursday we walk down memory lane and dig deeply into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind. For these posts, I have chosen some of my personal favourites. Some of them may tickle the funny bone, some even provoke thoughts and some of them will give you a view of the world in photographs taken by yours truly.

Just Try It! (Repost for TBT)

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OMG: The Internet Just Crashed! (Repost for TBT)

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Let the Rantings continue!!!

TBT CASETTE; IPOD

Throwback Thursday 2016-02-18

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“Just an FYI: Thursday the 12th is just as rare at Friday the 13th.”

Throwback Thursday 2016-02-18

Each Thursday we walk down memory lane and dig deeply into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind. For these posts, I have chosen some of my personal favourites. Some of them may tickle the funny bone, some even provoke thoughts and some of them will give you a view of the world in photographs taken by yours truly.

Super Woman (Repost TBT)

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The Voyeur Within (Repost for TBT)

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Taking Shortcuts is Easy? (Repost for TBT)

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Let the Rantings continue!!!
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Throwback Thursday 2016-02-11

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“Just an FYI: Thursday the 12th is just as rare at Friday the 13th.”

Throwback Thursday 2016-02-04

Each Thursday we walk down memory lane and dig deeply into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind. For these posts, I have chosen some of my personal favourites. Some of them may tickle the funny bone, some even provoke thoughts and some of them will give you a view of the world in photographs taken by yours truly.

Growing Up? (Repost TBT)

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Welcome To Finland’s Midsummer (Repost for TBT)

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Ode to my Wellingtons (Repost for TBT)

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Glass Half Full or Half Empty (Repost for TBT)

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Laughing My Ass Off (Repost for TBT)

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Let the Rantings continue!!!
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Laughing My Ass Off (Repost for TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“Even the gods love jokes” Plato

Laughing My Ass Off

I heard a few jokes
Then I broke
Hard in laughter
Listening to them rants
Almost peeing my pants
I fell on the floor
Tears on the pour
Laughing so hard
Out loud without guard
My ass falling off
Starting to cough
Getting more hysterical
Surely a big error of clerical
Cracking up completely
It wasn’t discreetly
Ultimately dying
From shear laughter
Couldn’t be more dafter
Not worth the crying
It was a good ride
And well worth the while
Now here I am
Tweeting
From top of the cloud
A greeting
And still laughing
Out loud

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Throwback Thursday 2015-12-31

Posted in the Throwback Thursday Series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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Happy New Year to One and All!

“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for”April Winchell

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The last day of the year! What better time for a walk down memory lane again and dig into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind since the beginning of time. Well at least from the beginning of this blog 😛

Here are a few of my favourites from this year:

Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, and some more Coffee…(Repost for TBT)

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Service or no Service, That is the Question (Repost for TBT)

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Star Trek Wars (Repost for TBT)

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Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Sailor, and a Writer (Repost for TBT)

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Let the Rantings continue and a Very Good and Prosperous 2016 to You All!

TBT CASETTE; IPOD

Throwback Thursday 2015-12-24

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Happy Holidays to One and All!

“I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach” Rosamund Pike

Throwback Thursday 2015-12-24

Today is time for a walk down memory lane again and dig into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind since the beginning of time. Well at least from the beginning of this blog 😛

Here are a few featured today:

Highly Illogical (Repost for TBT)

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Stuck Between a Poem and a Hard Place (Repost for TBT)

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Let the Rantings continue!!!

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Throwback Thursday 2015-12-17

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“By Thursday morning, we’d gotten over the worst of it” William Scranton

Throwback Thursday 2015-12-17

Today is time for a walk down memory lane again and dig into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind since the beginning of time. Well at least from the beginning of this blog 😛

Here are a few featured today:

It’s About As Funny As A Root Canal (Repost for TBT)

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I am Out of Order for Today (Repost for TBT)

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Let the Rantings continue!!!

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