Posted in Seat Sunday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“A throne is only a bench covered with velvet”
Napoleon Bonaparte
Mini Seat
Try to fit on it
Just casually sit on it
It may not be a fit
But you can relax
For a little bit
Tag Archives: seat
Seat Sunday (20.11.2016) one
Posted in Seat Sunday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“A throne is only a bench covered with velvet”
Napoleon Bonaparte
Mini Seat
A mini seat
Is quite neat
But,
It won’t carry
A large fleet
Seat Sunday (13.11.2016)
Posted in Seat Sunday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“A throne is only a bench covered with velvet”
Napoleon Bonaparte
Art Studio Seat
Fancy a seat
In an art studio so neat?
Show is about to start
So sit down
And look smart!
A Royal Seat for Seat Sunday
Posted in Seat Sunday: Photography, Poetry and Humour
“I’m 43.
I’m not ready to sit down in a chair with my name on it yet”
Damien Hirst
A Royal Seat for Seat Sunday
Fitted for royalty in this suite
I am rooted in this mighty seat
Comfortable from teeth to feet
Existence now complete
This certainly was a worthy treat
And most certainly worth the tweet!
Seat in the Woods for Seat Sunday
Posted in Seat Sunday: Tale, Poetry, Photography and Humour
“If it’s the right chair, it doesn’t take too long to get comfortable in it”
Robert De Niro
Seat in the Woods for Seat Sunday
If the bears can poop in the woods
There is really no reason why you shouldn’t
Leave the comfort of the hoods
To observe the critters of the deepest wood
And take a soft chair with you
Sit down and start feeling good!
Office Chair for Seat Sunday
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“I have never, honestly, thrown a chair in my life”
Steve Ballmer
Office Chair for Seat Sunday
Sometimes
Time really flies
In the middle of the day
Sitting in the office chair
In the secured lair
In a boring meeting
You could not less care
When thought gets flight
Just sit and pray
Your boss stays away!
A Seat Poolside for Seat Sunday (Two)
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Haven’t you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in?”
Nicholson Baker
A Seat Poolside
Sitting by the turquoise liquid
Can be very addictive
No mere alcohol
Can make you fall
Like the blue waters
Without any borders
Sitting poolside
With a thin wall to divide
Poolside
It cannot be denied
You may be cool or a louse
But just get out of the house
And into the pool!
A Seat Poolside for Seat Sunday (One)
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Haven’t you felt a peculiar sort of worry about the chair in your living room that no one sits in?”
Nicholson Baker
A Seat Poolside
Poolside
It cannot be denied
The best seats in the house
So bring your friends and spouse
Sitting by the turquoise liquid
Can be very addictive
No mere alcohol
Can make you fall
Like the blue waters
Without any borders
Sitting poolside
With a thin wall to divide
Seat Concrete (Seat Sunday)
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair”
Rodney Dangerfield
Seat Concrete
Making, a comfy seat
From a bench made out of concrete
May be, an experience too concrete
But never mind,
I will still, take a seat
A Bench to Sit on for Seat Sunday (three)
Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry
“I don’t generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench” Satchel Paige
A Bench to Sit on
A little while longer
As I moved along
The feeling now stronger
I knew it wouldn’t be long
I was close to finding
As I saw the metal shining
I finally found it
A bench made of metal
For me to sit
Soft as a petal
A purr-fect fit
Rantings Of A Third Kind 