Weekly Photo Breakdown Three

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

Weekly Photo Breakdown

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“Photography is a kind of virtual reality, and it helps if you can create the illusion of being in an interesting world” Steven Pinker

Morning Walk

Early tourist
Catches the worm
Deep in the forest
Before the storm

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Weekly Photo Breakdown Two

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

Weekly Photo Breakdown

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“Photography is a kind of virtual reality, and it helps if you can create the illusion of being in an interesting world” Steven Pinker

Breakfast time

Starting a great day
With some healthy treats out laid
Guess enough was said
Except:
Just eat it!

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Weekly Photo Breakdown One

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

Weekly Photo Breakdown

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“Photography is a kind of virtual reality, and it helps if you can create the illusion of being in an interesting world” Steven Pinker

Sunrise

Wake up!
The sun is rising
Red sky mesmerizing
The only thing to do
Is to shut up,
And enjoy the fun

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Rain, Rain on Saturday (Daily Post)

Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour

“The best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain” Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rain, Rain on Saturday (Daily Post)

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Driving along
On a sun filled day
Towards the awaiting fun
After all,
It’s Saturday!

But like the song’s spider
Climbing up the waterspout
We too felt the pain
When along came the rain
And washed us all out

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Tiger Cat for Caturday

Posted in Caturday: Poetry/Photography

“The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat” Jules Renard

Tiger Cat for Caturday

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I am a tiger cat
Hear me roar!

My furry stripes
I am wearing proud
Sometimes picking a fight
‘Cause I like being loud

But when groomed and fed
And safely resting in bed
I am a cute little kitty
Without any hissy fitty

I am a soft kitty
Hear me purr

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Fabulous Friday (2016-07-29) Two

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Photography /Poetry

“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”
― Amy Neftzger

Fabulous Friday

I am on my way
Hips in sway
Thank goodness
It is finally
A Friday!

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Fabulous Friday (2016-07-29) One

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Photography /Poetry

“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”
― Amy Neftzger

Fabulous Friday

Happy Friday
To One and All!
If I will
Have my way
You will all
Have a ball!

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Pirate Thursday for Throwback Thursday (2016-07-28)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

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“There is more treasure in books than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island” Walt Disney

Pirate Thursday for Throwback Thursday

On Thursdays, we walk down memory lane and dig deeply into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind. For these posts, I have chosen some of my personal favourites. Some of them may tickle the funny bone, some even provoke thoughts and some of them will give you a view of the world in photographs taken by yours truly.

Today’s posts have been dedicated to my original series, which I started as a challenge and then I decided to continue with the storyline. Which story you ask? Well, you may have stumbled upon it before; it’s a little tale called The Treasure Hunters. I will also be continuing this story each Sunday in a new series called “Serial Sunday Presents“.

Enjoy!

This is what has happened so far:

The Treasure Hunters: Introduction
The Treasure Hunters: Part One
The Treasure Hunters: Part Two
The Treasure Hunters: Part Three
The Treasure Hunters: Part Four

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The Treasure Hunters: Part Four

Posted in the Throwback Thursday and Serial Sunday Presents

“Time travel … will never be impossible forever”

Treasure Hunters: Part Four

“Welcome on board!” The cabin boy said to me. It was actually the first time I heard him speak and I was surprised he sounded more like a girl than a young boy.

“Thank you!” I think. I just wasn’t sure.

The crew had finally turned in for the evening. Or rather passed out in various places around the court yard, which also served as the dining area with its large table setting. In the middle, the fountain was set up and it was circulating fresh water. A quality I at least appreciated. After all the rum, it was a nice and certainly refreshing welcome. Today had turned out a cloudless sunny day and despite the nice and warm climate, it was still a little too hot for my taste.

Tonight’s event had been an interesting one to say the least, with all the dirty jokes flying around and chanting of sea related songs. The drinking had been nothing if not heavy and the chalices were passed around frequently. Everyone, including us minors, were expected to take part in the festivities. From an outsider’s perspective, it seemed like a text book cliché of how the pirates behaved, at least so far.

From what I had found out, this safe harbour was shared by several crews. It seemed the pirates were well organized and there wasn’t too much fighting going on between the various groups. At least not when a meal and rum was shared.

I had managed to get into the sleeping quarters and was now standing in the window watching, as the last of the crewmen dozed off. Luckily for me, my bunk mates for the evening were all passed out and lying outside, meaning I had the room for myself for tonight. Lord knows I could use a good night’s sleep. After today’s events, namely being whisked off to what seemed back in time. Walking barefoot for miles on end and to top it all, spending the evening participating in pirate festivities, were starting to take a toll on me. I may have looked like a young cabin boy, but inside I still felt like the middle aged old me.

I closed my eyes and I wondered if, when waking up again, I would be back home and realizing this, what ever this was, had all been a dream. After all, it all seemed so unreal. I listened to all the strange sounds for a while, before sleep caught up with me.

To be continued…

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The Treasure Hunters: Part Three

Posted in the Throwback Thursday and Serial Sunday Presents

“A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid” J. R. R. Tolkien

The Treasure Hunters: Part Three

My feet were not used to running barefoot, and I could feel each and every little stick and stone along the path. I just hoped we would reach our destination, soon.

The little rag tag group formed of myself and the recently acquainted pirates finally reached the camp. From what I could tell, realistically, the hike up the hill could not have been more than a few kilometres. Unfortunately it felt more like a marathon to me and my poor bare feet. What I would have given for a foot bath and a massage right now!

I was seated by a tall wooden table, sitting on the hard bench. A person, who obviously seemed to be a cabin boy, had brought a bowl of some sort of grub and a chalice filled with what tasted like wine. OK, so this was no gourmet meal. Certainly no competition for any fast food meal I had eaten in the past either. But at this point, hearing my stomach growling, I would have settled for a bowl of cooked stones. I could not believe how unbelievable hungry I actually was.

“So, Lad, which boat did you serve on?” The Captain, sitting on the other end of the table, asked me.

“I um, ” Come on think, think, I was telling myself. It had been a while since I watched any films, especially those of adventure and pirates! Then it hit me: “The Black Pearl, Sir!” Nice save dumb ass I told myself.

The Captain looked puzzled for a while before he replied, “The Black Pearl? I don’t recall a ship by that name. What was the name of your Captain, Lad?” He ogled me suspiciously.

“Sparrow, Sir, Captain Sparrow.” I tried to pull the best innocent look on my face I could muster. It sure had worked before. At least when I was still me that is.

“Sparrow, Sparrow…” The Captain repeated thoughtfully, rubbing his beard in the process. Then he stopped and looked at me, or rather right through me. He let out a laugh: “I do recall a Captain Sparrow. Tough as nails! No wonder you are on the run!”

So, the little white lie sank in! Great! But now, the Captain believed me to be a runaway. I didn’t know if that was a good or bad thing at this point. After a moment of silence, staring at my feet, trying to look guilty as the suspect of being on the run, I looked up.

“Yes, he was. That’s why I left.”

“And I suppose you are looking for a new hiring?” The Captain asked, this time very politely.

Well, I guess I was looking for a job. I had nothing but the clothes on my back, no shoes, no food. So yes, I needed a job, a place to stay and the means to find my way back.

“Yes.” I replied simply.

The cabin boy had been filling the drinks and as he had heard the Captain’s comments asking me about the job, he looked at me, smirked and gave me a wink.

“Well, laddie,” The Captain replied, “You look like you are made of a stern stuff. Consider yourself hired!”

I had no idea what I had gotten myself into, but come what may, I was now officially a pirate!

“Thank you, Sir!” Good thing I had been watching a lot of television and movies in the past. I at least had some idea of how the people talked in the past. At least I hoped the Hollywood types had not taken too many artistic liberties!

“Welcome on board!” The cabin boy said to me. It was actually the first time I heard him speak and I was surprised he sounded more like a girl than a young boy.

“Thank you!” I think. I just wasn’t sure.

To be continued…

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