Under the Tree for Seat Sunday

Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour

“A chair fit for a Queen and other Ladies too” Gun Roswell

Under the Tree for Seat Sunday

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“Ah, a cool summer’s breeze
I am possibly ready to sneeze
Better sit down on the bench!”

Said the little old wench
As she tightly held her thighs in a clench

Because that damned sneezing
Made her always queasy
And possibly a little uneasy
As to what might start to trickle
She started to giggle

“Oh, hurry up you old fool
And quickly sit down on that damned stool!”

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Happy Birthday Nephew! for SL-Week 51: Two

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Birthday
Photography /Poetry /Tale /Dialogue /Humour

Happy Birthday Nephew! for SL-Week 51

“Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Jim
Happy birthday to you.”

The Birthday Boy

“Dig into the cake son”
The father urged
His head turned
As the birthday boy
Was about to enjoy
The much deserved treat
Which was definitely not meat
But a juicy summer’s strawberry tart
Made by mom, straight from the heart

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Happy Birthday Nephew! for SL-Week 51: One

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Birthday
Photography /Poetry /Tale /Dialogue /Humour

Happy Birthday Nephew! for SL-Week 51

“Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Jim
Happy birthday to you.”

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The Cake

The aroma of the strawberry cake
We all knew, that was not a fake
It was all done for the sake
Of the birthday celebration on this date

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Twelve

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

I’m outta here!
“I am ready and packed
The others just slacked
Almost made me snap
Now we are back on the track
And I,
Am outta here!”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Eleven

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Time for a singalong

“Me, me, me, me-ee
La-la-la-la-aa”

“Pat, pat, pat your dog
Gently down its back
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
This is a moment for Kodak”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Ten

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

I own everything

This is my sofa
This is my chair
I filled my quota
And to be fair
I,
Own everything!
And if you sing
Maybe,
I will let you
Sit with me

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Nine

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Just looking

“Oh, I was just looking…
So, whatcha cooking?
If you have some puddin’,
I wouldn’t mind eatin'”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Eight

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Hiding

I feel shy today
Alone in this place
They made me stay

So just read my face
It’s clearly splayed
I won’t be swayed
To stay in this place
One more day!

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Seven

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Boss Face

I am your boss
And I don’t give a toss
If you care to floss
After eaten the sauce

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Opposites for The Daily Post One

Posted in the Daily Post: Opposites
Photography /Poetry /Humour

“It’s usually our opposites who complement us best, because they’re the only ones who can balance us out.”
― Rachel Hollis, Party Girl

Opposites for The Daily Post

Out with the old
In with the new
Even if it’s made of gold
There’s nothing we can do?

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