Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Fourteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

You are Boring Me

“Woon’t you please just leave me alo’on”

He said,
With a heavy,
Greta Garboesc,
Swedish accent

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Thirteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Keeping my Eye on You

I am watching
I am listening
For any move
You might make
I will not hesitate

Ready
Steady
I will prove
To be quicker
Than a tsunami
When I pounce
Like a hound

“Gimme a treat, already,
Mommy!”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Eleven

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Time for a singalong

“Me, me, me, me-ee
La-la-la-la-aa”

“Pat, pat, pat your dog
Gently down its back
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
This is a moment for Kodak”

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Happy 35th Birthday Little Sis’!

Posted in Celebration
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Song

Sisters, Sisters lyrics by Irving Berlin

“Sisters, sisters
There were never such devoted sisters,
Never had to have a chaperone, no sir,
I’m there to keep my eye on her

Caring, sharing
Every little thing that we are wearing
All kinds of weather, we stick together
The same in the rain and sun”

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Happy 35th Birthday Little Sis’!

My two little sisters
Twins, they say with a whisper

Two of a kind they ain’t
The other likes to shop
The other likes to paint
The other holds a job
The other would rather faint

My little sisters
They sometimes give me blisters

But here is the twister
I am still the lucky winner
With my two dear sisters

Many happy returns Johanna and Miranda aka Amanda & Bertta!

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On the Streets of Helsinki Three (WP Developing Your Eye I)

Posted in WordPress Course: Developing Your Eye I
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Song

Day Two: “Street” — Establishing Shot

* Today, let’s focus on a street. It can be a quiet road blanketed in snow, an alley covered with murals, or a busy avenue where pedestrians weave between cars and motorbikes.

On the Streets of Helsinki

“I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive” Carrie Fisher

 Street Zombies

Roaming wild
Woman, man and child

“Shopping, shopping,
Need to do more shopping”

There is no stopping
The street zombies
They’re not looking for bodies
But all new produce

“Shopping, shopping,
Need to do more shopping”

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On the Streets of Helsinki Two (WP Developing Your Eye I)

Posted in WordPress Course: Developing Your Eye I
Photography /Poetry /Humour 

Day Two: “Street” — Establishing Shot

* Today, let’s focus on a street. It can be a quiet road blanketed in snow, an alley covered with murals, or a busy avenue where pedestrians weave between cars and motorbikes.

On the Streets of Helsinki

“I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive” Carrie Fisher

A Symphony for the Street

A welcome distraction
And a new attraction
A mini orchestra
Playing, a familiar formula
Street dwellers stopping
To familiar tunes start bopping
An overnight sensation
Across this tiny nation
Or at least
The street of Alexander’s!

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On the Streets of Helsinki One (WP Developing Your Eye I)

Posted in WordPress Course: Developing Your Eye I
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Song

Day Two: “Street” — Establishing Shot

* Today, let’s focus on a street. It can be a quiet road blanketed in snow, an alley covered with murals, or a busy avenue where pedestrians weave between cars and motorbikes.

On the Streets of Helsinki

“I was street smart, but unfortunately the street was Rodeo Drive” Carrie Fisher

Ride Your Bike

Ride, ride, ride your bike
Gently down the street
But watch out for the spikes
Or you will end up on your feet

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The Gun Rap (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, humour, travel, tales and things that nature!

When in Rhyme do as the Rhymers do” Gun Roswell

The Gun Rap

My name is Gun
I am a lot of fun
Some call me ‘Nilla
I am here to chilla

Here are some facts
Seven to be exact
Guess that is the most
You’ll find about this host

I am a wannabe writer
And maybe a little brighter
Than you might think
While you let that sink

I will continue my rant
In the form of this chant
Even though I really can’t
Sing, dance or ant?

“What? Ant? That is not a verb!”
“I was trying to rhyme -erb”
“If you can’t rhyme, stay out of the kitchen”
“Why are you so bitchen?”
“Enough with the rhyme!”
“Fine! Now gimme a dime and lets get back to the rap!”

The three letters
Best defining my efforts
Photography, Poetry
And P…

“Oops, can’t say that out loud on television <smirks>!”
“We’re not on television! This is a written blog you dumbass!”
“Hey, you said ass! That is mighty sass of you!”
“Argh! I give up!”
“Great, now back to the rap!”

Well, the last of the three
Is for me to know and for thee
To find out
Oh, do not pout!

I am a non-smoker
And I like to play poker
No just kidding
Seemed more fitting

Now to end this rap
I had to fill the gap
And already told you more
Than I intended for

Word!

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Mini Cooper (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, humour, travel, tales and things that nature!

“You Don’t Need A Big One To Be Happy!”

Mini Cooper 

Baby I can drive my car?
Guess I will be going far?
I’m not going to be a star
But I like playing a guitar
Oh and driving my car,
My Mini Cooper car!

Beep, beep, beep – Yeah!

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Umbrella (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, humour, travel, tales and things that nature!

“Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella? These people are my fans, and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing, I can stand in the rain” Bobby Darin

Umbrella 

Step under my umbrella
We can sing in a cappella
Like we were the Ella
Just out of hella
Lady or a fella

Let’s create a novella
You can play the Stella
Prance around like a gazella
Maybe invite the Cinderella
Even if she is vanilla

There is no dilemma
Here what I tell ‘Ya
It’s quite the Rockwell’a
So step under my umbrella
Just out of the hella

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