Wannabes for SL-WEEK 42

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Car

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“Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars”
Gary Numan – Cars

Wannabes

“Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna…

Be a real big Mini Cooper!”

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Just a Rent-A-Car for SL-WEEK 42

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Car

rent-a-car

“Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars”
Gary Numan – Cars

Just a Rent-A-Car

Just another rent-a-car
Down on the beat
I can drive you really far
Even in this damned heat
I may not be a smart-car
But I know every street

Just put down the cigar
Step inside and take a seat
I will take you on a tour
Ever so lovely and grandeur

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Chicken or Tough Mini? for SL-WEEK 42

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Car

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“Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars”
Gary Numan – Cars

Chicken or Tough Mini?

Are thee chicken
Or are thee Mini Cooper?
Soon you will be stricken
By this mini trooper!

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Jealous of my Boogie for SL-WEEK 42

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Car

jealous-of-my-boogie

“Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars”
Gary Numan – Cars

Jealous of my Boogie

“Don’t be jealous of my boogie”
The older wise Mercedes said to the little new car
Who had turned red when trying with the old one to spar
And found out, it could not drive quite as far
After all, the vintage model was the star

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Goldilocks and the Three Yellow Lorries for SL-WEEK 42

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Car

goldielocks-and-three-lorries

“Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It’s the only way to live
In cars”
Gary Numan – Cars

Goldilocks and the Three Yellow Lorries

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the neighbourhood. Pretty soon, she came upon a parking lot and noticed three yellow lorries.

She stepped into the biggest one:

“This lorry is too hot to handle” she exclaimed.

So, she hopped into the middle lorry, and sat behind the wheel again:

“This lorry is too passe,” she said

So, she tried the smallest of the lorries:

“Ahhh, this lorry is just right,” she said happily, turned on the engine, and off she went!

goldielocks-and-three-lorries

Yella’ or Yellow? (SL-WEEK): Three

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Yellow
Photography

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“Hey Clem, have you seen my yella shirt?”

Yella’ or Yellow? (SL-WEEK) 

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Yella’ or Yellow? (SL-WEEK): Two

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Yellow
Photography 

yellow-3

“Hey Clem, have you seen my yella shirt?”

Yella’ or Yellow? (SL-WEEK) 

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Yella’ or Yellow? (SL-WEEK): One

Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Yellow
Poetry & Photography & Humour & Song

yellow-1

“Hey Clem, have you seen my yella shirt?”

Yella’ or Yellow? (SL-WEEK) 

“Take a little one step, two step, three step
Then a little spin like this”

The spring is almost here
Snow all but disappeared
Dots of yellow sprinkled around
Soon enough, multiple other colours
Will fill the ground

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A Wanna-be Drag Queen (TBT)

Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, tales and things that nature!

“I Look Fuckin’ Cool” – Adore Delano & Alaska Thunderfuck

A Wanna-be Drag Queen

There is just something
to be said
About a man
in a dress
Not one hair
in a mess
Everyone staring
at big earrings

A Sculpted body
and lean legs
The woman embodies
A honey trap?
but into the spiders webs

Sickening
Gorgeous
Bickering
Flawless
Fabulous
Marvelous

Out of this world
Down the runway they swirled
Looking fucking cool
All we do is drool

You better work
With your lips in a smirk
It’s just a quirk
Don’t let it irk

I may be a woman
Must come clean
Maybe an omen
But I’m a wanna-be drag queen

“It’s not personal, It’s just drag” – Alyssa Edwards

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Coffee makes the world go around

Posted in Photography 101:Bliss (Day Four)
Poetry, Photography, Humour, Song

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“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” T. S. Eliot

Coffee makes the world go around

Coffee
Makes the world go around,
The world go around,
The world go around

Nothing is a more sweeter sound
But the spoon makes a clinking sound
When in the coffee cup
Swirling around

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