Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday (21)

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale 
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

“Hounds follow those who feed them.”
―Otto von Bismarck (1st Chancellor of Germany)

Born with Teeth

I am a carnivore
But you may me adore
As I lay on the floor
So very close to the door
So better go to the store
And get me some more
Meat
Before I get bored

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Seat Sunday (2016-07-17)

Posted in Seat Sunday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale

“I don’t want to be a passenger sitting on the bench not doing much, even in my older years” Frank Lampard

Seat Sunday

I have followed the yellow brick road
And it led me to this humble abode
Surrounded by a picket fence
And a green grass oh so dense

Now I am stationed here for all eternity
The yellow bricks stacked behind me
Grass growing tall, reaching to infinity
The inhabitants enjoying me occasionally

Maybe this is the place I will settle
And every day brew me tea in a kettle
I may be made out of wood and metal
But I can be quite sentimental

I am a special bench
Possibly made by the French
Sometimes in the drain I drench
Still, I am quite the mensch 😉

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Twenty

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Nap time

“It’s a wrap
Time for a nap
Good night to all
Where ever you fall”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Nineteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

On a Break

I am on a break
Awaiting my steak
Don’t want a snake
And expecting cake
So don’t keep me awake
Just let me dream
For heaven’s sake!

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Eighteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Photoshoot

“I am ready for my close-up!”

Said the pup
As he finished his cup
And, got ready for the lineup

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Seventeen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Hypnotize

Look me,
Straight
In the eyes
While I thee
I hypnotize

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Sixteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Oys’, in the Hood

“Yo, Yo
Are you ready to go?!
This place let’s blow
And into
The unknown flow

Yo, Yo
I’m the original
Not a typical
Oy in the hood”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Fifteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Sometimes, I like to Hide

Sometimes
I hide
And think
I am in disguise

As an old dude
I you allude

When it is time
To go out
In the rain

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Fourteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

You are Boring Me

“Woon’t you please just leave me alo’on”

He said,
With a heavy,
Greta Garboesc,
Swedish accent

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Thirteen

Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Keeping my Eye on You

I am watching
I am listening
For any move
You might make
I will not hesitate

Ready
Steady
I will prove
To be quicker
Than a tsunami
When I pounce
Like a hound

“Gimme a treat, already,
Mommy!”

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