Crowded

Posted on June 29, 2017 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Daily Photo/Tales of Tiny

“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself,
than be crowded on a velvet cushion”
Henry David Thoreau

Crowded

Two is a company
Three is huge a crowd
Four is just lucky
Five or more is very loud

Feeling crowded
Sometimes compounded
Oh for crying out loud
This really is a crowd!

Paradise Found

Posted on June 28, 2017 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Daily Photo/Tales of Tiny

“If you go anywhere,
even paradise,
you will miss your home”
Malala Yousafzai

Paradise Found

It was just covered with frost
In the end of a very long autumn
This was what it cost
To get back from the bottom

Paradise,
It was never lost
It was, just forgotten

Shoes on the Side

Posted on June 26, 2017 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Daily Photo/Tales of Tiny

“You can never have too many pairs of shoes!”
Gun Roswell

Shoes on the Side

Shoes, are the essence of life
(it’s like breathing in and breathing out)

Shoes, will get you through a fight
(especially if you’re wearing stilettos)

Shoes, are never unkind
(unless you are breaking in a new pair! just remember to have band aid to spare!)

Shoes, will help you unwind
(those comfy old ones, you just did not dare to throw away)

Shoes, are always on my mind
(I wear them, I buy them, I store them, I admire them…)

Shoes, will alternately save mankind
(well it could not hurt if the world leaders talked about their new shiny shoes instead of all the nasty things that are going on, could it now!)

If you don’t have any shoes
Then snooze, you loose!

Closed for Summer

Posted on June 25, 2017 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Daily Photo/Tales of Tiny

“What good is the warmth of summer,
without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.”
― John Steinbeck

Closed for Summer

The sign stated boldly:
“Closed for summer”

Oh, what an unexpected bummer!
And here, I rented this hummer
To roam around the countryside
In a built up haze of wonder!

Pacing around the yard
Knowing full well I could not get far
A smile upon my face
Yes, this is the place
I would make my case

“What if I just break in?
Surely, that would not be a great sin?
After squatting for a week or two,
Just leave a kind thank you note and a payment too?
That would teach them a lesson
Not with the tourist of summer to be messin'”

“Closed for summer my derrière!
From now on, this summer just got merrier!”

Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit

Posted on June 3, 2017 by Gun Roswell

Posted in Caturday

“If the shoe fits, wear it”

Crazy Cat Lady Starter Kit

Whether it’s a business, or a personal hobby;
There is nothing like a good starter kit, to get you off the ground!

Before you know it
Your collecting will start growing
You will feel the life altering experience
Provided only, by these tiny creatures

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