A Trip To Helsinki City (four)

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“We’re on a highway to Hell-sinki!”

A Trip To Helsinki City

Yes, you know who they are! Welcome to Hell-sinki!

A Trip To Helsinki City (three)

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“We’re on a highway to Hell-sinki!”

A Trip To Helsinki City

These Finns talk in funny accents and drink lots of coffee.
They drive like nuts, because rally is in their bloods.
They sit naked in the middle of freezing cold in a lake or a pond.
In return, they have this dark small lodge, called the Sauna,
where they sit naked in a hundred degree heat.
Then later in July, when the sun comes out once a year, the complain about a twenty degree heat.

continued in part four

A Trip To Helsinki City (two)

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“We’re on a highway to Hell-sinki!”

A Trip To Helsinki City

The place where all Finns dress in jumpsuits all year long and polar bears roam the streets.
Penguins and other arctic dwellers are as familiar house pets as a cat or a dog.

continued in part three

A Trip To Helsinki City (one)

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“We’re on a highway to Hell-sinki!”

A Trip To Helsinki City

Helsinki, the little town in the middle of nowhere, called Finland. You may have heard of it?

continued in part two

On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday: Seven

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday

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“Österreich ist eine kleine Welt, in der die große ihre Probe hält.”
Friedrich Hebbel

Space Oddity in Vienna

“This is ground control: Major Tom, please respond: over”

“This is Major Tom: over”

“Major Tom, we have located your space pod: over”

A moment of silence on the receiving end before response:
“Um… Where exactly did you find it: over”

“City of Vienna, Austria: over”

A muffled “oops” is heard from Major Tom’s end:
“O-K, ground control. Um, any chance you could give me a lift there?: over”

“Roger that M T! By the by, we do not seem to be able to track you on the device: over”

“Well, I am kind of in a situation here…” odd noises heard on the background, “What if I just send my coordinates and you can send vehicle, OK? : over”

In the ground control, quick typing can be heard and in the distance, a loud O.M.G.
“Ah, we got your location. Sending extraction right away: over”

“A big thanks, ground control! End transmission”

 

Back at the ground control, the two officers are staring at the screen where the location of Major Tom is blinking. The other officer turns to look at the other one:

“I can’t believe he actually ended up there…”
“Yeah, me neither”
The officers continue to stare at the blinking screen, both shaking their heads in disbelief…

And what was the location where Major Tom had ended up in?
Well…

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday: Six

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday

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“Österreich ist eine kleine Welt, in der die große ihre Probe hält.”
Friedrich Hebbel

Machinery

Machinery
Of the extraordinary
In this
Scenery

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday: Five

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday

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“Österreich ist eine kleine Welt, in der die große ihre Probe hält.”
Friedrich Hebbel

Reflections at the Exit

When you exit
Across the glass made of plexi
Your face is reflecting

Fair warning: images in the mirror may not be as pretty as in real life (or in your own mind ;P)!

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday: Four

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday

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“Österreich ist eine kleine Welt, in der die große ihre Probe hält.”
Friedrich Hebbel

Technisches Museum Wien

Highly geometrical
Absolutely spectacular
With oh so many decimals
A house of the technical

OK, so it’s the museum for Tech:
Go and check it out all you wanna be nerds!

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday: Three

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday

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“Österreich ist eine kleine Welt, in der die große ihre Probe hält.”
Friedrich Hebbel

Ride on a Bike

Rent a street bike
And around the Österreich
You can easily hike
Or at least,
The streets of Vienna!

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday: Two

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On the Streets of Vienna for World Wide Wednesday

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“Österreich ist eine kleine Welt, in der die große ihre Probe hält.”
Friedrich Hebbel

Ride on the Tram

Don’t be a ham
Just avoid the traffic jam
And take a ride on the tram

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