Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (one)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

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All bundled up and no where to go
Well, guess I’ll just take it slow
Let my minions do my bidding
After all, it is only fitting
The hooman made me take the bath
While little me, splashing and helpless, she just laughed
Now, let’s see who laughs last!

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (four)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

It was broken when we got here?

“I didn’t do it
Nobody saw me do it
Can’t prove anything…

(the canine pointing at the feline)

The cat did it!”

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (five)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

Just when you thought
It was safe to leave sit in your spot…

…Jaws, has returned!

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (three)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

“Going duck huntin’
Ain’t no time for gruntin’
There is just one thing
I love more than this:”

Well, actually there are quite a few things, which come to mind…
Stomping, eating, sleeping, bumping, wanting, something something
Yeah, quite a few things, actually!

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Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster (two)

Posted in Caturday: Photography, Tale, Poetry and Humour
Photo credits Miranda & Jessica Solingius

“Meow” means “woof” in cat.”
—George Carlin

Caturday: Adventures of Mr Diesel and Ms Vänster

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“This is my spot, my spot!
Hooman, move your head,
Or go someplace else instead!
This is my spot!
Come to think of it:
All spots in this house are mine,
Mine I tell ya, mine!”

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Polar Night for Freaky Friday

Posted in Freaky Friday: Tales of the odd and unexpected

“Could you like chill for a sec?” Freaky Friday The Movie

Polar Night

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Presently:
“Darkness surrounds us.
There has been no spec of light for months, or possibly hours?
I am not really sure. All I know, is, that I have lost all track of time.”

Before:
In the darkness we lived for a long time. But then, “It” appeared.
A round object, in the darkest of skies. Super moon, they said. It will bring us light, they said.
Some speculated of another, possibly even more powerful, than the first one would exist.
Apparently, the objects did not appear at the same time, rather the other would disappear as the other’s time, was to shine. The more sceptic ones believed the tales to be told by fools, who had their heads in the clouds. The only thing proven to exist, was the darkness and its shroud.

Presently:
But, for now, we could only hope the tales were true, as we go on without dark little lives.
And daring to hope, that maybe, some day, the tales told by fools, would bring us the jewels
of light.

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Just Relax for the Daily Post (one)

Posted in the Daily Post : Relax : Photography /Poetry /Humour

Just Relax for the Daily Post

“It is nice finding that place
where you can just go and relax”
Moises Arias

 Just Relax!

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Birds do it
Bees do it
Even educated cats do it
So why don’t you
Sit down, take a load off
And relax

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Just Relax for the Daily Post (four)

Posted in the Daily Post : Relax : Photography /Poetry /Humour

Just Relax for the Daily Post

“It is nice finding that place
where you can just go and relax”
Moises Arias

Sunset

Take that axe
Off your back
Sit down
And relax
And I’ll bet
A blue sunset
By the seaside
You’ll never forget

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Just Relax for the Daily Post (three)

Posted in the Daily Post : Relax : Photography /Poetry /Humour

Just Relax for the Daily Post

“It is nice finding that place
where you can just go and relax”
Moises Arias

Poolside

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Who can deny
That living
By the poolside
Is most relaxing
When you are
Really chillaxing
It’s not slacking
Just lacking
Of stress
You can do
With less
Of that mundane stress

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Just Relax for the Daily Post (five)

Posted in the Daily Post : Relax : Photography /Poetry /Humour

Just Relax for the Daily Post

“It is nice finding that place
where you can just go and relax”
Moises Arias

Sparkly Wine

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Sparkly and sizzling
Soon, you’ll be whistling
That relaxing tune
And swinging on the moon

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