Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Birthday
Photography /Poetry /Tale /Dialogue /Humour
Happy Birthday Nephew! for SL-Week 51
“Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Jim
Happy birthday to you.”
The Cake
The aroma of the strawberry cake
We all knew, that was not a fake
It was all done for the sake
Of the birthday celebration on this date
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
I’m outta here!
“I am ready and packed
The others just slacked
Almost made me snap
Now we are back on the track
And I,
Am outta here!”
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Time for a singalong
“Me, me, me, me-ee
La-la-la-la-aa”
“Pat, pat, pat your dog
Gently down its back
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
This is a moment for Kodak”
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
I own everything
This is my sofa
This is my chair
I filled my quota
And to be fair
I,
Own everything!
And if you sing
Maybe,
I will let you
Sit with me
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Just looking
“Oh, I was just looking…
So, whatcha cooking?
If you have some puddin’,
I wouldn’t mind eatin'”
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Hiding
I feel shy today
Alone in this place
They made me stay
So just read my face
It’s clearly splayed
I won’t be swayed
To stay in this place
One more day!
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue
Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Boss Face
I am your boss
And I don’t give a toss
If you care to floss
After eaten the sauce
Posted in the Daily Post: Opposites
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“It’s usually our opposites who complement us best, because they’re the only ones who can balance us out.”
― Rachel Hollis, Party Girl
Opposites for The Daily Post
Out with the old
In with the new
Even if it’s made of gold
There’s nothing we can do?
Posted in the Daily Post: Opposites
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“It’s usually our opposites who complement us best, because they’re the only ones who can balance us out.”
― Rachel Hollis, Party Girl
Opposites for The Daily Post
But what if
We change it?
A new coat of paint
To look less quaint?
Looks won’t be deceiving
It’s all in the matter of perceiving
We can hide it
Or even camouflage it
It’s still an old version
Even after the conversion
But we need a little diversion
Even to the strongest aversion
So now, a new lease
And together in peace
With the neighbours of new
And no one says “ew!”
Posted in the Throwback Thursday weekly series
Poetry, photography, humour, travel, tales and things that nature!
“When in Rhyme do as the Rhymers do” Gun Roswell
The Gun Rap
My name is Gun
I am a lot of fun
Some call me ‘Nilla
I am here to chilla
Here are some facts
Seven to be exact
Guess that is the most
You’ll find about this host
I am a wannabe writer
And maybe a little brighter
Than you might think
While you let that sink
I will continue my rant
In the form of this chant
Even though I really can’t
Sing, dance or ant?
“What? Ant? That is not a verb!”
“I was trying to rhyme -erb”
“If you can’t rhyme, stay out of the kitchen”
“Why are you so bitchen?”
“Enough with the rhyme!”
“Fine! Now gimme a dime and lets get back to the rap!”
The three letters
Best defining my efforts
Photography, Poetry
And P…
“Oops, can’t say that out loud on television <smirks>!”
“We’re not on television! This is a written blog you dumbass!”
“Hey, you said ass! That is mighty sass of you!”
“Argh! I give up!”
“Great, now back to the rap!”
Well, the last of the three
Is for me to know and for thee
To find out
Oh, do not pout!
I am a non-smoker
And I like to play poker
No just kidding
Seemed more fitting
Now to end this rap
I had to fill the gap
And already told you more
Than I intended for
Word!
Rantings Of A Third Kind 