“The wolf said, “You know, my dear, it isn’t safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone.”

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood
Went off to the wood
What she did find
Was nothing so kind
Learning a lesson
In one simple session
That is, life can be a bitch
And throw you in the ditch
Be careful in the big bad world
So you won’t get hurled
Into the mouth of a wolf or a bear
Just because you dared
With a sense of adventure
On your own out there venture