Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Seventeen

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Hypnotize

Look me,
Straight
In the eyes
While I thee
I hypnotize

hypnotize

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Sixteen

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Oys’, in the Hood

“Yo, Yo
Are you ready to go?!
This place let’s blow
And into
The unknown flow

Yo, Yo
I’m the original
Not a typical
Oy in the hood”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Fifteen

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Sometimes, I like to Hide

Sometimes
I hide
And think
I am in disguise

As an old dude
I you allude

When it is time
To go out
In the rain

sometimes-i-like-to-hide

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Fourteen

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

You are Boring Me

“Woon’t you please just leave me alo’on”

He said,
With a heavy,
Greta Garboesc,
Swedish accent

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Thirteen

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tale /Rap-song
Photo credits Miranda Kuusisto

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday 

“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face”—Maya Angelou

Keeping my Eye on You

I am watching
I am listening
For any move
You might make
I will not hesitate

Ready
Steady
I will prove
To be quicker
Than a tsunami
When I pounce
Like a hound

“Gimme a treat, already,
Mommy!”

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Twelve

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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

I’m outta here!
“I am ready and packed
The others just slacked
Almost made me snap
Now we are back on the track
And I,
Am outta here!”

packing

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Eleven

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Time for a singalong

“Me, me, me, me-ee
La-la-la-la-aa”

“Pat, pat, pat your dog
Gently down its back
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
This is a moment for Kodak”

mrd-diesel--laaa

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Ten

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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

I own everything

This is my sofa
This is my chair
I filled my quota
And to be fair
I,
Own everything!
And if you sing
Maybe,
I will let you
Sit with me

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Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Nine

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Just looking

“Oh, I was just looking…
So, whatcha cooking?
If you have some puddin’,
I wouldn’t mind eatin'”

mr-diesel-13

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday Eight

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Photography /Poetry /Humour /Tales /Song /Dialogue

Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures

“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor

Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday

Hiding

I feel shy today
Alone in this place
They made me stay

So just read my face
It’s clearly splayed
I won’t be swayed
To stay in this place
One more day!

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