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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
“Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.”
― Oliver Gaspirtz, A Treasury of Pet Humor
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
Boss Face
I am your boss
And I don’t give a toss
If you care to floss
After eaten the sauce
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“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx
Freakish Felines for Caturday
Freakishly feline
Or a soft purring ball
How easy to unwind
Soon to a sleep fall
Hypnotized
By those wide eyes
The limber steps
Command respect
You can never own them
Just borrow for a while
But rest assured, the little gems
Will leave you in big smiles
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Ready for my profile pic
Stating this fact as my gospel:
“I am ready for my close up, Mrs Roswell”
Nuff said!
Posted in Caturday
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Best begging face
I want more!
Gimme more!
I need to score!
Go to the store
And get me
Some more!
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Guard duty
Hired gun
With my phaser on stun
Get the pun?
Alert and ready
On my four legs steady
Looking around
Pouncing, on every sound
I am on
Guard duty
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Can’t be bothered
Can’t be bothered
Laying low, like an otter
Just had me some water
Because outside is much hotter
And I really don’t like
Harry Potter
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
What?
What’s ya looking at?
Don’t ya believe I’m a cat?
Maybe I just ate a rat
And now, filled, laying flat
Sometimes, I wear a hat
To feel like an aristocrat
I only drink milk nonfat
In a tall glass, placed on a mat
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Caturday presents the honorary cat Mr Diesel and his adventures
Mr Diesel’s Adventures for Caturday
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras
Paging Mr Diesel
Maybe I’m a frog
Or just a regular dog
Maybe,
There is a little cat in me too
So without further ado
Put on your dentures
Follow my adventures
And you’ll find out
What I really do?
Call me Mr Diesel,
And hear me roar!
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“You know, from my point of view, I’m the luckiest cat on the planet” Hugh Hefner
For Caturday
Cats, cats, cats
I see a lots of cats
Cats over there
And cats over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere
Oh, look at the pretty cat
In the window there
What window, where?
Over there, over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere
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Doggie Days Two for Caturday
“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail” Fran Lebowitz
Whatcha looking at still?
My begging techniques
Are quite unique
Into the foolish human’s
My eyes I will be zooming
Under my spell she will fall
And give me a treat not so small
Maybe even get me a ball
And later lazily on the couch sprawl
Rantings Of A Third Kind 