Posted in Throwback Thursday
“There is no life before the first cup of coffee in the morning”
Life without Coffee?
It’s getting to be a borderline cliche
Like something so unnerving at play
But out of all the things to loose
If I really had to choose
What ever troubles life may bring
There is this only one thing
There is one thing I cannot do without
Uttered without hesitation or doubt
Not without my Coffee!
Posted in Throwback Thursday
“Black as night, sweet as sin” Neil Gaiman
Coffee made me do it!
Today I went off the edge
I didn’t even take a pledge
I pranced around like a Fred Astaire
The others looking with a stare
Laughing out very loud
And feeling extremely proud
An old tune from years ago
Nothing to stop the show
I started singing that tune
Not being any kind of prune
Why this happened you may ask
It wasn’t anything from a flask
Though I have one excuse to acquit
The Coffee made me do it!
Okay, so coffee is the magical infusion that keeps most of us employed and out of jail. But somehow, on Friday, it just has an extra touch of ethereal goodness.
Agnes, a frequent photo challenge participant at The Daily Post, shares her take on the theme of “Satisfaction”: a brightly colored mug full of hot, foamy, energizing coffee.
Posted in Simply Poetry
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
To Coffee or not To Coffee?
To coffee, or not to coffee,
Should that really be a question?
A coffee by any other name,
Would smell as sweet
When things get rough
The tough make a cup of coffee
People living in glass houses
Should drink their coffees out of cups
There is no place like home
With a fresh pot of coffee
Like birds of a feather
Two cups of coffee
Monkey see, monkey doo
Monkey drink their coffee too
To whom the bells toll:
It surely is time for a cup of coffee
Easy says as easy does,
Just make that damned cup of coffee!
When in Rome,
Have a cup of coffee!
Come to the dark side
We’ve got lots of coffee!
Source: YOUR POUR OF COFFEE…
Posted in Coffee
“Coffee, because I can count the number of slept hours on one hand”
Coffee.
Coffee.
Why?
Because I barely slept last night.
Coffee.
Why?
Simply to get through this day.
Coffee.
Why?
Because I need some inspiration for my working day, every day.
Coffee.
Why?
Because I need the will power to exercise today and every other day.
Coffee.
Why?
It is the best creation humanity has ever devised.
Coffee.
Why?
I may not always agree with the taste of it. Then again, there is no such thing as bad coffee!
Coffee.
Why?
Because I had to write this damned tale about it!
Posted in BEST OF 2016
“Coffee – the finest organic suspension ever devised.
It’s got me through the worst of the last three years.
I beat the Borg with it”
Captain Kathryn Janeway
The Four Options Of Coffee
1) Good
2) OK
3) Drinkable
4) Yak
How to recognize bad coffee:
1) Looks like tea, doesn’t taste like tea and certainly not like any coffee you’ve ever tasted!
2) Sticky gooey stuff sticks on your tongue: Looks like tar, tastes like tar!
3) Your face twitches in a funny way: Not funny good, but funny bad.
4) Coffee with milk: Except when it’s ice coffee, with lots of coffee, a little ice and hardly any milk.
You know it’s an excellent cup when the coffee is:
1) Black.
2) The spoon melts in it before you manage to stir.
3) You have a burned after taste in your mouth for several hours after your last cup of the day.
4) It’s ten o’clock in the evening and you are still drinking it.
Note: Why you would actually stop drinking coffee at any hour is beyond me!
Posted in BEST OF 2016
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
Coffee, by any other name
“What’s in a name?
That which we call, coffee,
By any other name,
Would smell as sweet;”
The sweetest of aroma,
From every cafe in Roma
Bringing you to your knees,
When on a walkabout, in Paris
A cup of Java
A cup of Joe
Darker than molten lava
Just let the liquid flow!
Because,
Coffee, by any other name…
Well, it’s all coffee,
Really,
And all coffee
Is good,
Just
Drink,
Enjoy,
And be merry
And sooner than later
Have another cup
Then some more,
Maybe one more,
For the road,
To get off the load,
Take away,
Now you’re talking,
Just keep on walking
Another cafe
Is bound to
Come along!
Posted in Daily Thought
“Coffee; need I say more?” Gun Roswell
Coffee for Daily Thought
Bad day? Coffee.
Good day? Coffee.
A lot of work to do? Coffee.
Bad credit? Coffee.
Dry skin? Coffee.
Coffee? Coffee.
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