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Coffee.
Posted in Coffee
“Coffee, because I can count the number of slept hours on one hand”
Coffee.
Coffee.
Why?
Because I barely slept last night.
Coffee.
Why?
Simply to get through this day.
Coffee.
Why?
Because I need some inspiration for my working day, every day.
Coffee.
Why?
Because I need the will power to exercise today and every other day.
Coffee.
Why?
It is the best creation humanity has ever devised.
Coffee.
Why?
I may not always agree with the taste of it. Then again, there is no such thing as bad coffee!
Coffee.
Why?
Because I had to write this damned tale about it!
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The Four Options For Coffee (BEST OF 2016)
Posted in BEST OF 2016
“Coffee – the finest organic suspension ever devised.
It’s got me through the worst of the last three years.
I beat the Borg with it”
Captain Kathryn Janeway
The Four Options Of Coffee
1) Good
2) OK
3) Drinkable
4) Yak
How to recognize bad coffee:
1) Looks like tea, doesn’t taste like tea and certainly not like any coffee you’ve ever tasted!
2) Sticky gooey stuff sticks on your tongue: Looks like tar, tastes like tar!
3) Your face twitches in a funny way: Not funny good, but funny bad.
4) Coffee with milk: Except when it’s ice coffee, with lots of coffee, a little ice and hardly any milk.
You know it’s an excellent cup when the coffee is:
1) Black.
2) The spoon melts in it before you manage to stir.
3) You have a burned after taste in your mouth for several hours after your last cup of the day.
4) It’s ten o’clock in the evening and you are still drinking it.
Note: Why you would actually stop drinking coffee at any hour is beyond me!
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Coffee, by any other name (BEST OF 2016)
Posted in BEST OF 2016
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
Coffee, by any other name
“What’s in a name?
That which we call, coffee,
By any other name,
Would smell as sweet;”
The sweetest of aroma,
From every cafe in Roma
Bringing you to your knees,
When on a walkabout, in Paris
A cup of Java
A cup of Joe
Darker than molten lava
Just let the liquid flow!
Because,
Coffee, by any other name…
Well, it’s all coffee,
Really,
And all coffee
Is good,
Just
Drink,
Enjoy,
And be merry
And sooner than later
Have another cup
Then some more,
Maybe one more,
For the road,
To get off the load,
Take away,
Now you’re talking,
Just keep on walking
Another cafe
Is bound to
Come along!
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Coffee for Daily Thought
Posted in Daily Thought
“Coffee; need I say more?” Gun Roswell
Coffee for Daily Thought
Bad day? Coffee.
Good day? Coffee.
A lot of work to do? Coffee.
Bad credit? Coffee.
Dry skin? Coffee.
Coffee? Coffee.
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Coffee, by any other name
Posted in Coffee: Photography, Poetry, Tale and Humour
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
Coffee, by any other name
“What’s in a name?
That which we call, coffee,
By any other name,
Would smell as sweet;”
The sweetest of aroma,
From every cafe in Roma
Bringing you to your knees,
When on a walkabout, in Paris
A cup of Java
A cup of Joe
Darker than molten lava
Just let the liquid flow!
Because,
Coffee, by any other name…
Well, it’s all coffee,
Really,
And all coffee
Is good,
Just
Drink,
Enjoy,
And be merry
And sooner than later
Have another cup
Then some more,
Maybe one more,
For the road,
To get off the load,
Take away,
Now you’re talking,
Just keep on walking
Another cafe
Is bound to
Come along!
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Travel and Ice Coffee (five)
Posted in Coffee, Tales of Odd, Humour, Poetry and Photography
“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan
Travel and Ice Coffee
An order in a tall glass
It was never meant to last
But while it did
It surely was a blast!
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Travel and Ice Coffee (four)
Posted in Coffee, Tales of Odd, Humour, Poetry and Photography
“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan
Travel and Ice Coffee
Coffee, like shoes
Always better in the twos
Just because
It’s so difficult to choose
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Travel and Ice Coffee (three)
Posted in Coffee, Tales of Odd, Humour, Poetry and Photography
“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan
Travel and Ice Coffee
To the extreme
Is today’s theme
Or so it seems…
Ripened coffee beans
Of which you could only dream
On them pour water nearly steamed
And soon
Into the stratosphere you will be beamed
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Travel and Ice Coffee (two)
Posted in Coffee, Tales of Odd, Humour, Poetry and Photography
“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan
Travel and Ice Coffee
“Coffee and ice
Go together
Like sugar and spice”
Hey, I am trying to say something nice
And keeping out of proven lies
So just act along
And we’ll be able to finish this song!
Rantings Of A Third Kind 