Travel and Ice Coffee (one)

Posted in Coffee, Tales of Odd, Humour, Poetry and Photography

“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan


Travel and Ice Coffee 

When it is
Time for a break
Make no mistake
Choose wisely
Order precisely

Not a soda
Not water
Not even tea
Only very iced
Coffee

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Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo (two)

Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
Lewis Black

Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo 

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… Now you are the coffee master
And life will go much smoother and faster
To avoid any future disaster
Just have another cup with laughter!

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Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo (one)

Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
Lewis Black

Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo 

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Coffee
Strong enough to scare a zombie
Add some sweet toffee
Bring a cup to your mommy
If you want to make it more naughty
Add a touch of kamikaze
(if you have to ask, you are not ready for this!)

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continued in part two

Coffee makes the world go around!

Posted in Coffee
For National Coffee Day

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“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” T. S. Eliot

Coffee makes the world go around

Coffee
Makes the world go around,
The world go around,
The world go around

Nothing is a more sweeter sound
But the spoon makes a clinking sound
When in the coffee cup
Swirling around

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The Four Options For Coffee

Posted in Coffee
For National Coffee Day

“Coffee – the finest organic suspension ever devised. It’s got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it”Captain Kathryn Janeway

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The Four Options Of Coffee

1) Good
2) OK
3) Drinkable
4) Yak

How to recognize bad coffee:

1) Looks like tea, doesn’t taste like tea and certainly not like any coffee you’ve ever tasted!
2) Sticky gooey stuff sticks on your tongue: Looks like tar, tastes like tar!
3) Your face twitches in a funny way: Not funny good, but funny bad.
4) Coffee with milk: Except when it’s ice coffee, with lots of coffee, a little ice and hardly any milk.

You know it’s an excellent cup when the coffee is:

1) Black.
2) The spoon melts in it before you manage to stir.
3) You have a burned after taste in your mouth for several hours after your last cup of the day.
4) It’s ten o’clock in the evening and you are still drinking it.

Note: Why you would actually stop drinking coffee at any hour is beyond me!

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Would you like Another cup of Coffee?

Posted in Coffee
For National Coffee Day

“Coffee: The finest organic suspension ever devised”

Another cup of Coffee? 

“Dear, another cup of coffee for you?”

“Oh yes please,
I could never refuse
Such an offer!”

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Coffee Time for National Coffee Day!

Posted in Coffee
For National Coffee Day

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep” Fran Drescher

Coffee Time for Daily Photo

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Coffee in the work place
Or coffee on the beach
Where ever you stay
Practice what you preach:

Drink Coffee
When ever
Where ever
Always, Coffee

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Coffee Time for Daily Photo

Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Coffee

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep” Fran Drescher

Coffee Time for Daily Photo

coffee office

Coffee in the work place
Or coffee on the beach
Where ever you stay
Practice what you preach:

Drink Coffee
When ever
Where ever
Always, Coffee

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World Wide Wednesday in Cyprus : Twelve

Posted in the World Wide Wednesday: Around the world in photographs
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Dialogue /Tale /Travel

World Wide Wednesday in Cyprus

“Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and enjoy the journey.” – Babs Hoffman

Coffee!

There’s always time
For another cup of grime
It’s, Coffee time!

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Another cup of Coffee? (WP: Developing Your Eye I)

Posted in WordPress Course: Developing Your Eye I
Photography /Poetry /Humour /Dialogue

Developing Your Eye, Day Four_ “Bliss”

* What is your idea of bliss? Is it an image of your family, laughing at the dinner table? A state of total relaxation, while lying on the beach? Your latest painting, drying on the canvas

“Coffee: The finest organic suspension ever devised”

Another cup of Coffee? (WP: Developing Your Eye I)

“Dear, another cup of coffee for you?”

“Oh yes please,
I could never refuse
Such an offer!”

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