Coffee, by any other name

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“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

Coffee, by any other name

“What’s in a name?
That which we call, coffee,
By any other name,
Would smell as sweet;”

The sweetest of aroma,
From every cafe in Roma
Bringing you to your knees,
When on a walkabout, in Paris

A cup of Java
A cup of Joe
Darker than molten lava
Just let the liquid flow!

Because,
Coffee, by any other name…

Well, it’s all coffee,
Really,
And all coffee
Is good,
Just
Drink,
Enjoy,
And be merry
And sooner than later
Have another cup
Then some more,
Maybe one more,
For the road,
To get off the load,
Take away,
Now you’re talking,
Just keep on walking
Another cafe
Is bound to
Come along!

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Travel and Ice Coffee (five)

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“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan


Travel and Ice Coffee 

An order in a tall glass
It was never meant to last
But while it did
It surely was a blast!

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Travel and Ice Coffee (four)

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“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan


Travel and Ice Coffee 

Coffee, like shoes
Always better in the twos
Just because
It’s so difficult to choose

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Travel and Ice Coffee (three)

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“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan


Travel and Ice Coffee 

To the extreme
Is today’s theme
Or so it seems…

Ripened coffee beans
Of which you could only dream
On them pour water nearly steamed
And soon
Into the stratosphere you will be beamed

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Travel and Ice Coffee (two)

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“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan


Travel and Ice Coffee 

“Coffee and ice
Go together
Like sugar and spice”

Hey, I am trying to say something nice
And keeping out of proven lies
So just act along
And we’ll be able to finish this song!

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Travel and Ice Coffee (one)

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“Coffee is a language in itself”
Jackie Chan


Travel and Ice Coffee 

When it is
Time for a break
Make no mistake
Choose wisely
Order precisely

Not a soda
Not water
Not even tea
Only very iced
Coffee

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Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo (two)

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Photography /Poetry /Humour

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
Lewis Black

Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo 

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… Now you are the coffee master
And life will go much smoother and faster
To avoid any future disaster
Just have another cup with laughter!

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Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo (one)

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“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake”
Lewis Black

Coffee Coffee Coffee for Daily Photo 

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Coffee
Strong enough to scare a zombie
Add some sweet toffee
Bring a cup to your mommy
If you want to make it more naughty
Add a touch of kamikaze
(if you have to ask, you are not ready for this!)

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continued in part two

Coffee makes the world go around!

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For National Coffee Day

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“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons” T. S. Eliot

Coffee makes the world go around

Coffee
Makes the world go around,
The world go around,
The world go around

Nothing is a more sweeter sound
But the spoon makes a clinking sound
When in the coffee cup
Swirling around

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The Four Options For Coffee

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For National Coffee Day

“Coffee – the finest organic suspension ever devised. It’s got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it”Captain Kathryn Janeway

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The Four Options Of Coffee

1) Good
2) OK
3) Drinkable
4) Yak

How to recognize bad coffee:

1) Looks like tea, doesn’t taste like tea and certainly not like any coffee you’ve ever tasted!
2) Sticky gooey stuff sticks on your tongue: Looks like tar, tastes like tar!
3) Your face twitches in a funny way: Not funny good, but funny bad.
4) Coffee with milk: Except when it’s ice coffee, with lots of coffee, a little ice and hardly any milk.

You know it’s an excellent cup when the coffee is:

1) Black.
2) The spoon melts in it before you manage to stir.
3) You have a burned after taste in your mouth for several hours after your last cup of the day.
4) It’s ten o’clock in the evening and you are still drinking it.

Note: Why you would actually stop drinking coffee at any hour is beyond me!

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