“Coffee, the only constant in the universe” Gun Roswell
Time for Ice Coffee
Coffee, with ice, and then some!
Need I say more?
Just keep beating the drum:
Coffee, coffee, coffee
What else in life do you need?
Drink coffee and you shall succeed!
Really?
Yup!
“There is no substitute for coffee in the whole wide world, it is the most refreshing and nourishing sustenance ever devised and nothing and no one, comes even close to it” Gun Roswell
Without coffee….
I am not a very nice person, especially in the early morning hours, even after the showers
But, pour me a cup of coffee, a large one a that, it can be plain and black, preferred that way anyway, then pour me another one, and perhaps one more for good luck…
Then watch me turn from the evil horned devilish being I’ve just been before all that caffeine, and turning into a… well, perhaps not as totally changed and all around nice person…
But, a tolerable one, who can accomplish any task you might just be sending my way and do say this with utter and complete conviction…
As coffee is, the most, the best, the only thing I really do need, just to survive a day until the end and if a need would arise, beyond and way into the night…
As with coffee, I can slay, I can fight, I can try to reach the very top of the world, well, at least, on some heap where I am hurled into…
As long as the darling coffee, never desist to exist, my life, well, it will be pretty fine, unless, you take, my precious and only coffee, away!
“There should always be coffee ready and waiting, especially for those who simply cannot get through the day without this fine organic suspension ever made” Gun Roswell
There is coffee in the pot
The coffee made ready for all those thirsty ones, who can always appreciate a really good cup, no matter whether with milk or even sugar, or perhaps cold, as some of them might be so totally bold and also daring to drink from the coffee pot, even if the machine had turned off a long while ago.
And for those brave souls, who would drink the somewhat stale liquid, without even one blink of the eye, will later be rewarded, with a fresh pot of the hot stuff, which will make the weakest of the spoons melt as soon as the hollow object will be introduced into the cup where the substance is poured into, and it would be such a sin too, to late any single drop go to waste.
So, drink up, whether cold or hot, the coffee being poured into the cup, from the large container gently known as a pot, and should you find the pot empty at any point in time, simply make sure to fill it with water and grains and then put it on a fiery frame, as the pot should never be kept empty.
“Something too sweet, well, sugar is always good, right? You know, comfort food? Good as a cure?“ Gun Roswell
The Good and the Sweet
The taste of it so good, and well, the reason to resist eludes, because the reason why you should? Well, there really is none, as sweets can be rather tooth-rotting fun, and taste is good, or great even and so, having one or two every once in a while can’t really be all that bad?
Unless you have a condition, then well, then it’s never good.
But, if you are able to, and willing to, and like to, so, allow yourself a sweet sugary rush every now and again, as time spent denying it’s not for you? Well, then don’t but I will. Eat a few.
“The feeling of being, the sense of self, all of it gone, without my coffee!“ Gun Roswell
Not feeling very Human without my Coffee
They say to feel, to think, is human?
They say, a lot of things don’t they?
The single truth never spoken?
The very fact which makes some of us at least human?
The underlying truth of being?
Something even the scientist are trying to deny?
The government types keeping under wraps?
The ancient knowledge, the ancient secret?
The one thing only a few of us has stumbled upon?
The very fact of the human existence?
Coffee.
“There is something wrong with my circulatory system! There is too much blood where there should be coffee!“ Gun Roswell
Caffeine is the best part of the Blood
The coffee system fully functional most days except sometimes, it tends to fill with some red stuff for whatever reason. And so, the need to get to the nearest coffee station to have it all drained out because leaving it there for too long a time neglected, will cause the body of the coffee person to become infected, and that would stop the caffeine circulation inside the delicate system. And that is a too high cost for any coffee addict to let happen.
“The sweet elixir of life, whatever it means to each and every person, is different, but Coffee for sure, takes the lead in my book, without any strife!” Gun Roswell
Coffee, Life, What’s the Difference?
Becoming more adult, the tastes from when a child, start to develop to a more, subtle direction, at least, that is the general consensus of things, and not all do agree, as growing up and becoming an adult are two different things, and so, how we muddle through the so called life, well, that too, varies majorly so.
Getting old, means you might want to vary your diet and perhaps start liking certain things you did not before, just like life, right?
Getting even older means, you will stat to love the bitter taste of coffee without any qualms, black no sugar, no cream and definitely no milk, no questions asked, except for the one always hanging in the air when the liquid from the cup starts to disappear — one more, please!
It is totally reminiscent of life in this writers mind, as the more stale it gets as it sticks to the bottom of the pot, having been left for far too long, on the very warming plate, and so the more bitter the stuff tastes… and then what happens?
Well, the more you go back to get, well, even more of the same old shit!
And you totally see it now don’t you, the premise of this very tale, right?
As Coffee, Life, there really is no difference!
“There is nothing like a break for coffee or a coffee for a break” Gun Roswell
Coffee and and a break
The cup might be small or totally large, but that is not the thing in charge, only the dark, strong liquid, which will fill it to its hilt and then, only waiting for the one whom it will drink.
And so, without any further thoughts, the breaks scarce and not lasting long, the coffee lover started on their cup, enjoying each and every single drop, until it was time to stop, return to the grind, but then again, there was no more drops in the cup to be found.
“Ain’t nuttin wrong with a cup of coffee, definitely not nuh-ub! But, if you dare to pour me a small one, then shame on you. If I drink it willingly, guess shame on me?” Gun Roswell
A Small Cup of Coffee?
Size really does matter, when it comes to coffee, because you know, nobody just wants one cup of the stuff, especially if it is a small one, espresso or not.
So, when being a good host for a guest, friend or foe, always be prepared to offer them the more, meaning at coffee time, which is pretty much any time, always always always, bring out the big guns, i.e large cups filled with coffee!
Thank you very much!
“A finger, a hand, a face, an attitude, a day, a year, a whole life even, reflected from a single cup of coffee“ Gun Roswell
Reflections in a Coffee Cup
The cup of coffee poured, sitting in front of the drinker
As this one was, according to some, a real thinker
Life, death, life, coffee, things that nature, always on their mind
Pondering all the possible things, without trying to be unkind
As this way of living, was rather an antisocial one
But then again, without great thinkers, lots of things would remain undone
And so, trying to forgive the one deep in thought
While sipping from their very coffee cup
As plenty of new ideas, inventions and such
Were thought of, while simply taking the time off
And letting the mind fill with ideas of plenty
And the coffee would then take care of the need of the belly
Simple as that, was this one of a kind magical drink
As really, the human race needed it for those who would dare to, think
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