Humanity
“Evil is a point of view” Anne Rice
I’m not Evil, I was just Drawn That Way
A Woman
Can be
Many things
Curvy
Feminine
Sexy
Calculating
Manipulative
Evil
Promiscuous
Slutty
Trollopy
A Woman is also
A
Mother
Sister
Wife
Lady
Dame
Queen
Treat her right
A woman can be
Giving
Loving
Romantic
And forever Yours
Posted in 3 Day Quote Challenge
3 Day Quote Challenge, Day Three
Thank you Lucile, for nominating me to this challenge!
“We are all born naked and the rest is drag” Rupaul Charles
3 Day Quote Challenge, Day Three
Today’s quote is in honour of one of my favourite Drag Queens, Miss Latrice Royale. I loved her in RuPaul’s Drag Race and she continues to amaze me with her warm heart and perfection in each of her performances.
“Good God Get a Grip Girl!” Latrice Royale
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Good God Get a Grip Girl!
“No tea, no shade honey!” RuPaul’s Drag Race
Good God Get a Grip Girl!
You may
Think
You’re the
Cat’s meow
But let’s see
How you
Really feel
After I
Tell you
About
What you
Actually are
I’m not
Trying to
Come for you
Offend you
Upset you
Or even
Resent you
In any way
But this is
What it is
How it is
Really like
Why
Don’t you
Give yourself
A really good
Look in
The mirror
And tell me
Can you
Get a grip
On it!
“Laughter is the best revenge for anger” Dalai Lama
I Laugh, There For I Am
Call me crazy
Call me a fool
Or just a simple tool
Laughing, grinning
Face in full leering
Feelings of winning
Life gave you lemons
Or battling with demons
Trying not to worry
Or even feel sorry
For things that cannot change
Rather arrange
Time for a full belly laugh
Several times a day
It isn’t daft
Keeps your mind clear
Throughout the year
When you wake up
Forget the wile
Put on that smile
It is the best make up
Everyone can wear
Which will not tear
Come rain or shine
All will be fine
“If it isn’t on Google, it doesn’t exist” Jimmy Wales
Just F-ing Google It!
If you are unsure
On finding the allure
As to why, what and who
If you are in doubt
Of where, how and when
Knowing all about
The sword being mightier
Than the pen
Your head is none the lighter
But you might get wiser
Than
The oracle
Oh, no, not the database
Get onto the next phase
And
Before you ask
More stupid questions
Or hand out any suggestions
Take upon yourself the task
And just fucking Google it!
“Screw you guys, I’m going home!” Eric Cartman
What Ever!
You were smiling
Feeling charming
And quite beguiling
The sun was shining
This was supposed to be
A great day
For a song or a play
But then it turned out to be
Something else completely
It turned out to be
One of *those days*
Struck you in the face
Run over like a ten ton truck
And disappear without a trace
What the fuck?
Feeling like a schmuck
Completely out of luck
Standing in the rain
Without an umbrella
Almost going insane
And not from singing a cappella
So I say “What ever!”
And take my leave
Celebrating all Animals everywhere on World Animal Day
Photo credits include Miranda Kuusisto, Jessica Solingius, Johanna Nieminen
“The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated” Mahatma Gandhi
World Animal Day, 2015-10-04
What would the world be
Without a cat, elephant or a bee
As far as the eye can see
Birds sitting in the trees
Join in and celebrate
All creatures great and small
They have given us much more
Than anyone can elaborate
“This must be Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.” –Douglas Adams
Throwback Thursday 2015-08-27
Today is time for a walk down memory lane again and dig into the archives of Rantings Of A Third Kind.
Here are a few of them:
Stalking is such a Strong Word. Let’s call it… Social Research!
Gun Roswell is back in action!
“A hospital is no place to be sick” Samuel Goldwyn
Recommissioned
What once was broken
Has just now been fixed
When I was woken
I realized I wasn’t jinxed
Now it is time to start healing
And loose the sickly feeling
The situation wasn’t as rough
Just follow the instructions
In ship shape and Bristol fashion
And up and about soon enough
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Out of Order
Replaced by Metal
Fixing it
Invincible
A homage to bedpans everywhere!
“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running” Groucho Marx
Ode to Bedpans
When you are
Down and out
Then just give
A small shout
Soon enough
Before things get tough
The nice nurses
Will come a running
In their purses
Carrying the plumbing
And without a doubt
Ease your pout
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