Humour
“This is not the rhyming song!”
Upside Down or Opposite Day or then not?
Chocolate as a dietary measure
Which can be the ultimate pleasure
To get the same effect
From this heavenly confect
You would by eating a carrot
Oh don’t listen to the parrot!
At least double the amount
No no you don’t have to count
Per each pleasurable bite
When enjoying this healthiest of delights
Chocolate is the answer
Never mind what the question was!
Oh Tuesday not you too!, You have become cruel too and always come into my life after Monday strife, what can i do to keep you at bay?“ Gun Roswell
The Tuesday morning had once again arrived
I know it because I can totally smell its pride
Raising the ugly head I now know far to well
And then, there is that, totally fowl smell
You to tempt me to kick your non too rounded arse
As this day, always turns into some odd kind of farce
But if I did not already have this headache
From merely thinking about you to arrive and me break
You always make me numb, avoid of all the fun
Lashing out to me, with something or another
As if this beginning of the week would not already be a struggle
The weekend gone and Friday nowhere in sight, bummer!
But, there is one thing, that could help me pull through
That one single and totally lovely and tasting full brew
The darkest of liquids and the greatest of sustenance
Ever devised by mankind, which has no pretence
It’s simply, well, just great
So go ahead, take a break
For this cup of stuff is no fake
Go, enjoy, your coffee, now!
“The cat, a superior being in everyday, trustful, loyal and always polite… wait a minute! That is the description, mostly, of a dog! Oh well, a few white lies never hurt anyone!“ Gun Roswell
The cat who on the street corner sat in a cool looking hat, and with an attitude that of a worldly guide then promised to take the traveller from a far away country, on a tour around the city, as walking around in a new town, could make one totally giddy.
So, hopping on the tiny moped with a cure two seater side car, as it was not supposed to be too fast, because a lot of great things that way could be passed while riding around too wildly, but not today as the cat had promised smiling, to have an easy peasy slow ride and that way, getting to know all those important sights.
But, soon enough, the tourists from a far, noticed the route, had taken a strange sideline and the cat, while in charge of showing its home town to the strangers from beyond, was now actually taking them to an alleyway, where the noises were growing ever more strong.
As the shocked travellers found out where they had landed, on remote alley filled with meowing cats and kittens as there can be. The cat with the hat, the supposed tour guide then once again smiled, this time, wickedly, and simply stated. “We will take you back, but first, there is an extra charge for that to happen. You see, we need our daily fishies and as we are many, and for that, a lot more money is needed as a matter of fact.”
The tourists then glanced around, feeling sorry for the starving crowd. So, without hesitation, they gave all the money they had and with a thanks, the tour then proceeded as promised from then on without worries as the cat with a wide wicked smile, had earned its daily grind fee, feeding all the family, which was never easy. And the earnings from the weary travellers, usually came pretty easily, supporting the cats cause with a gentle feeling.
Well, that was the tale of odd today, the lesson, not very strong, guess if any, then the one of never trusting a smiling cat, unless you are generous enough to feed the whole litter of them.
Na na na na nah
Strutting along
Singing my song
Head high
Mind strong
Nothing could go wrong
For I am so blond?
Life is a blast
Sometimes too fast
As a little time can it last
Forget the future forget the past
I am living life on the lane fast
My motto: the die is cast
Do what you want
There is no can not
Keep on moving
Never stay still
If you do though
You have written your will
Now sing with me
Na na na na nah
Hey hey hey good bye!
Power I have none
I don’t have the power
To break down a flower
Because
I would rather shower
In a non scented water gush
Than turn a pretty bush
Into a pile if gush
I would rather
Watch the flowers grow
Let them in the daylight glow
And
To all others off them show
My Mojo
Lost it
Cant find it
Without it
Life is shit
Yeah, that’s it!
I quit!
No mojo left
Can’t be legit
Without it?
Home
Home is where I am
Home when ever I can
Home is where I love to stay
Home is where I usually play
Home is my heart and joy
Home is where I shout ahoy
Home is the place
Where a big fat glee on my face
Home is the best you see
And here is where my saggy ole boobs can roam free!
It’s my home you see
Life as planned?
Planning
is halfway done
But when you were out there
having some fun
The life as you know it
Threw so may curve balls
And that did hit
Hard
Harder than expected
With all those things neglected
Into the past and future reflected
Now
What remains is
to pick up
All those broken pieces
Are permanently stuck
And loose
The puzzle together pull
Not quit
Until the glass is full
Once again
And then
Move ahead
With plans better made
At least
You will be
Half done
And that is
No pun!
Just watching TV
I am just watching TV
And pretending doing something worthwhile in stead
Procrastinating and thinking what could be
But these comedies make me forget and just smile
Don’t judge for being so lazy
Accomplishing absolutely nothing
But sometimes the in this whirlwind so hazy
You need a little time off and just sit listening
To the Television
May not give you a vision
But ideas can grow
Even, if once in a while
You take it slow
Kinetics
I can feel it
I am growing
They doubted me
Said i am stalling
But i showed them
They made me smaller
But now i feel taller
Like a mini giant
I am defiant
Scientifically
Methodically
Using
The process of dynamics
Myself to the fix
No more humble
No further bumbles
I am enhanced
With the advance
Of kinetics
