Instapoetry
Here
In the world wide web
On my instamatic
Account
I wonder
What amount
Of poetry
Is enough?
None?
Humour
Instapoetry
Here
In the world wide web
On my instamatic
Account
I wonder
What amount
Of poetry
Is enough?
None?
Illin’
What is illin” me
Is that my feet are killing me
Blisters sore as hell
Oh how in this pain i want to dwell
I was only going for a walk
No ill intentions to stalk
So why oh why me
Cant you see
How big these blister be?
Good service is hard to find
When hungry and trying to find
A quick fix, not necessary one of a kind
With money in your hand
Waving there where you stand
Alas unsatisfied you were destined
Because all the waiters had left
Even if you had paid a thousand
There still was no service in this lousy
Establishment which promised plenty
Now just exit to the left gently
And hope the hell the store is still open
Or else the rage there is no stopping
“Just remember if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
It was nineteen eighty-five
When I hitched a ride
Ever since that time
We have been tied
Like sugar and spice
Abbott and Costello
And what have you
I am still quite amazed
And feeling totally graced
That someone would stare at my face
For forty plus odd years straight
So thanks for all this time, sweetheart
Lets try to make it to the next part
And add another thirty to the cart
After all the most important thing
Which makes you want to sing
It’s good to have that one person
Who will support you without a reason
No matter how serious
Or delirious
Life gets
I will bet
You will still be the one
Who I can rely on
To go absolutely
And completely
Bonkers with
Ain’t that a hit!
Wishing a Happy Anniversary to Us both!!!
Dr Jekyll and Mrs Hide
Smiling, dancing, happy
Angry, growling, crappy
I want to embrace the world
World: you know where you can be hurled!
I am up
I am down
Smiling
Then a frown
Calm
Then a whirlwind
With a halo
Then some sin
The light side of me
Clashes
With the darkest me
First off, Dr Jekyll
Then, Mrs Hide
Nothing to be done
Only option,
To smile
Crazy?
Call me crazy
Call me insane
Call me anything
But i will not explain
I am me
I am myself
I am it all
And everyone else
Tell me you hate me
Tell me you’ll kill me
I will laugh
I will not run
Couch Potato
Ouch!
As I was sitting on the couch
Dumbfound as I was
Watching the flicker of the screen
Images, sounds
All of it i had already seen
Too lazy to move a muscle
It seemed a waste of energy
And maybe some channel trickery
After all, the same old repeating
So whom was i kidding
I knew all the lines by heart
Even that one commercial supposedly smart
So why do I keep watching then
When i could be doing the zen?
I, am the ultimate
Couch potato!
caturday again
cats of all descriptions
some real, some made of fiction
bringing laughter, love and joy
so simply, enjoy!
“Some slang?” Gun Roswell
On this particular trip
I really wanted to ’trip’
To see all the great sights
Since I landed from the flight
But now its cold and dreary
Would not want to go near the rain
Just hang out in my room
Sip some wine to get rid of the gloom
So why not just get chillin’
That ain’t to be illin’
If one day I do rest
I can do more on the next
Trip to this very place
Heck everything always stays
The same
“Something about buttons?” Gun Roswell
The button, with a stop sign
Cant touch this
The red dress, with pearls
Cant wear it
The chocolate cake in the freezer
Cant eat it
No, no, no,
Access denied
Danger,
Do not walk
Feel the negative
Feel the denial
Hell
I will do them all!