Humour
Posted in the Daily Post: Conundrum : Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one’s listening.
Actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich
Which way Out?
Cannot find your way out?
When in doubt
Stand tall and be proud
Then, shout out
Really, really loud:
“HELP!”
Now you scored! Go to, Part Four
Posted in the Daily Post: Conundrum : Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one’s listening.
Actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich
The Meaning of Life?
To crack this code
Follow the winding road
When you reach the dead end
Just press the button
Which says “DECODE”
If you get on overload
Guess it’s time to move abroad
Feel free, to see, Part Three
Posted in the Daily Post: Conundrum : Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one’s listening.
Actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word.”
― Richelle E. Goodrich
Conundrum for the Daily Post
A mystery, a riddle, even a puzzle
They all add up, to life’s little conundrums
Try to solve them, if you can without a hustle
If you can’t, don’t worry,
Just say, you are really, really sorry
And move along
The Bricklayer
Trying to find
That answer for the grind
Try brick number five
If you win, give yourself a high five
If you loose,
Then simply another choose
Onto, Part Two
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour and Poetry
“Maimed but still magnificent…
Europe’s mightiest medieval cathedral”
R. W. Apple, Jr.
Cathedral for Daily Photo
What a piece of art!
Done by someone very smart
Or possibly straight from the heart
The ‘ohs’ and ‘ahs’ over the chart
Can be heard from here to St Barts
Someone tried the work bogart
But the artist said, “never could I part”
So, luckily for our viewing pleasure
We can now admire this permanent treasure
In our place of worship in our leisure
Posted in Mundane Monday : Photography /Poetry /Humour
“I like to make the mundane fabulous whenever I can”
Rufus Wainwright
Pavement
Lights reflected
Onto the pavement
Making a statement
Before disappearing
Into the basement
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry
“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos
Shopping Mall Deer, Part Two, Going Cartoon
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
So did this little tune
And ended in a cartoon
Watch me now,
And don’t confuse me with a cow
As I am starring
With all you shoppers sparring
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry
“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos
Shopping Mall Deer
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
Some say, I am a little queer
But when they see me oh so very near
They say, after a few drunken beer
I am the prettiest thing this year
So come on closer and my song hear
For I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
Posted in Daily Photo: Photography, Humour, Tune and Poetry
“Win or lose,
we go shopping after the election”
Imelda Marcos
Shopping Mall Deer
I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
A big plastic piece of work
This side of the hemisphere
Some say, I am a little queer
But when they see me oh so very near
They say, after a few drunken beer
I am the prettiest thing this year
So come on closer and my song hear
For I am Eddy,
The shopping mall reindeer
Posted in Seat Sunday: Photography and Poetry
“A throne is only a bench covered with velvet”
Napoleon Bonaparte
Seats for Leisure
Sitting,
By the waters
Dreaming,
Of sunken treasure
Posted in Holiday Season:Tale, Poetry, Photography, Humour
“Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought,
doesn’t come from a store”
Dr. Seuss
The 3rd Advent
…In the end
After some time spent
The agreement said
“You can have three days off
Provided, they are on a weekend
No more time to spend
On any celebration
Or there will be hell to bend!”
So now, if you listen closely
The celebration still goes on, but quietly
Under the bridges and behind closed doors
Some say, they even roast s’mores
Guess the lesson learnt
Is: do not get burnt
But celebrate you can
If you don’t give damn
Even if shit hits the fan!
