Humour
Posted in Mundane Monday #66
Photography /Poetry /Humour
Mundane Monday
“To bring the sublime into the mundane is the greatest challenge there is.”
Hazrat Inayat Khan
I’ll follow if You lead
Where ever you’ll go
I will follow
You are my human
I am your dog-man
I don’t care if you wear pink
Even though others say it stinks
So let’s end this in a rhyme
And I will ‘go’ on the chime
Posted in Caturday
Photography /Poetry
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere” Groucho Marx
Freakish Felines for Caturday
Freakishly feline
Or a soft purring ball
How easy to unwind
Soon to a sleep fall
Hypnotized
By those wide eyes
The limber steps
Command respect
You can never own them
Just borrow for a while
But rest assured, the little gems
Will leave you in big smiles
Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Fire
Photography /Poetry /Tales /Humour
Fire in the Sky for SL-Week
“Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in morning, sailor’s warning”
Red Smokey Clouds
Clouds hanging low
Red and thick
The fiery glow
Like a magical trick
The sun is setting
There is no betting
No reading between the lines
If it will rain or shine
Tomorrow
Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Fire
Photography /Poetry /Tales /Humour
Fire in the Sky for SL-Week
“Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in morning, sailor’s warning”
Fire in the Treeline
The smell of burning wood
Filling the air of the neighbourhood
Ignited by the burning sun
Fires burning until done
Nothing to be done
And nowhere to run…
“Did anyone bring the marshmallows for the roasting then?”
Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Fire
Photography /Poetry /Tales /Humour
Fire in the Sky for SL-Week
“Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in morning, sailor’s warning”
Sinking Sun
The sinking sun
Creating waves
In the horizon
If you brave
Into the water
Then a daughter
In the kingdom
Of mighty Poseidon
Will be your fortune
Photo Challenge by SYLVAIN LANDRY
A response to Sylvain’s challenge theme of Fire
Photography /Poetry /Tales /Humour
Fire in the Sky for SL-Week
“Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in morning, sailor’s warning”
The Sky is Falling
“The sky is falling upon us…”
The peasant screamed
As he ran towards the small village
Horrified, like woken from a bad dream
Panting heavily, before the sentence he could finish
“There will be no tomorrow”
The village elder retorted
As he looked into the horizon in sorrow
But hoping for one more day to borrow
As the flaming rays of the sun
Aptly, were the smoking gun
Had painted the skies red
Scaring the villagers under their beds
Sitting on the porch
Lit by a flaming torch
Was a little girl with courage
And eating her porridge
Looking up at the sky
As an evil smile her face passed by
“Oh, you foolish elders
Looking for a coward’s shelter
It’s not the end of the world as we know it
But a nature’s game of wit
No need to go all bananas,
Just relax and try enjoying
The beautiful painting
On the sky’s canvas”
Posted in Homage/Fandom
An homage to the absolutely hilarious TV comedy; Absolutely Fabulous,
starring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley
”Darling, if you want to talk bollocks and discover the meaning of life, you’re better off downing a bottle of whiskey. At least that way, you’re unconscious by the time you start to take yourself seriously.” Patsy
Absolutely Fabulous
Absolutely fabulous laughs
Absolutely fabulous cast
Absolutely fabulous show
I watched it several times or more
So, I really should know!
From a fan’s point of view
Of us, there are quite a few!
And we all are
Utterly sensational
Positively radiant
Happily glorious
And Abso-freaking-lutely
Fabulous too
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Politics is the entertainment branch of industry” Frank Zappa
On the Branch for Daily Photo
“Welcome, to the branch office”
The bird tweeted
“You may be seated!”
Continuing on his speech:
“Success we can promise
But we tolerate no leach
If you want to get ahead
You may try hard work instead”
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“Can ye fathom the ocean, dark and deep, where the mighty waves and the grandeur sweep?” Fanny Crosby
Making Waves for Daily Photo
Making headlines and waves
Just to keep life from becoming stale
Be it monochrome or coloured
The secrets will be uncovered
Posted in Daily Photo
Photography /Poetry /Humour
“I just go with the flow, I follow the yellow brick road. I don’t know where it’s going to lead me, but I follow it” Grace Jones
Yellow for Daily Photo
“Hello!
I am called,
Yellow
I don’t play the cello
But I do like jell-o
Join me dear fellow
And let’s all mellow”
