Tiny Things for the Daily Post (five)

Posted in the Daily Post : Tiny : Photograph, Poetry and Humour

“A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark”
Dante Alighieri

Tiny Things

Tiniest Queen
Made,
For you and me
With a royal wave
Oh,
Just behave!

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Tiny Things for the Daily Post (two)

Posted in the Daily Post : Tiny : Photograph, Poetry and Humour

“A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark”
Dante Alighieri

Tiny Things

The tiny carrier
Breaks the barriers
A beast of burden
Quite determined

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Tiny Things for the Daily Post (three)

Posted in the Daily Post : Tiny : Photograph, Poetry and Humour

“A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark”
Dante Alighieri

Tiny Things

“The Tiny Elvis
Has left the building”

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Tiny Things for the Daily Post (one)

Posted in the Daily Post : Tiny : Photograph, Poetry and Humour

“A mighty flame followeth a tiny spark”
Dante Alighieri

Tiny Things

Tiny in size
Two of a kind
In a meeting
Of the minds

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Uphill Battle

Posted in the Throwback Thursday

“Snow and then some!”

Uphill Battle 

Ride, ride, ride your bike
Gently up the hill
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
Life is but a chill

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Umbrella

Posted in the Throwback Thursday

“Who am I that I have to sing under an umbrella?
These people are my fans,
and if they can stand in the rain to hear me sing,
I can stand in the rain”
Bobby Darin

Umbrella 

Step under my umbrella
We can sing in a cappella
Like we were the Ella
Just out of hella
Lady or a fella

Let’s create a novella
You can play the Stella
Prance around like a gazella
Maybe invite the Cinderella
Even if she is vanilla

There is no dilemma
Here what I tell ‘Ya
It’s quite the Rockwell’a
So step under my umbrella
Just out of the hella

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Songs for Throwback Thursday

Posted in the Throwback Thursday

“The only thing I ever throwback on Thursdays are drinks”

Songs for Throwback Thursday

We all love songs and singing, so for this weeks Throwback Thursday, a few posts dedicated to songs, naturally 😉 So here they are, direct from the archives: Let the rapping begin!

Life is a Musical
Can Do Attitude
Uphill Battle
Umbrella
A Singalong for Caturday
The Gun Rap

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A Singalong for Caturday

Posted in the Throwback Thursday

“You know, from my point of view, I’m the luckiest cat on the planet” Hugh Hefner

A Singalong for Caturday

Cats, cats, cats
I see a lots of cats
Cats over there
And cats over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

Oh, look at the pretty cat
In the window there
What window, where?
Over there, over here
Even more cats
They are everywhere

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Life is a Musical

Posted in the Throwback Thursday

“The world’s most famous and popular language is music” Psy

Life is a Musical 

Luck be a lady
Don’t be shady
Roll on those dice
Bring me nothing
But blue skies
Today

All day long
Singing along
Dancing, prancing
Even romancing
In the rain
Real life
Down the drain

Feels like
Witchcraft
Sorcery
No worries
Of groceries
When I’m riding
On this plane

All is fine
There is no time
To slow down
Get me to
Funky town

My life is
A musical
Today

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The Gun Rap

Posted in the Throwback Thursday

“When in Rhyme do as the Rhymers do”

The Gun Rap

My name is Gun
I am a lot of fun
Some call me ‘Nilla
I am here to chilla

Here are some facts
Seven to be exact
Guess that is the most
You’ll find about this host

I am a wannabe writer
And maybe a little brighter
Than you might think
While you let that sink

I will continue my rant
In the form of this chant
Even though I really can’t
Sing, dance or ant?

“What? Ant? That is not a verb!”
“I was trying to rhyme -erb”
“If you can’t rhyme, stay out of the kitchen”
“Why are you so bitchen?”
“Enough with the rhyme!”
“Fine! Now gimme a dime and lets get back to the rap!”

The three letters
Best defining my efforts
Photography, Poetry
And P…

“Oops, can’t say that out loud on television <smirks>!”
“We’re not on television! This is a written blog you dumbass!”
“Hey, you said ass! That is mighty sass of you!”
“Argh! I give up!”
“Great, now back to the rap!”

Well, the last of the three
Is for me to know and for thee
To find out
Oh, do not pout!

I am a non-smoker
And I like to play poker
No just kidding
Seemed more fitting

Now to end this rap
I had to fill the gap
And already told you more
Than I intended for

Word!

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