Chocolate is The Answer, Who Cares What the Question is!

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“There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles” ~Author Unknown

Chocolate is The Answer, Who Cares What the Question is!

You may be iconic
But also diabolic
It’s quite symbolic
To call me a ‘holic
But still I frolic
When I get glycogenic

Pining for your taste
Of the full flavour laced
With truffles
My mouth muffled
When I eat
My favourite treat

My life in dire straits
Would be
Without the traits
You offer me
Oh sweet Chocolate
Thee

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I may not be Everyone’s Cup of Tea, but I am Someone’s Double Vodka

“If you don’t like me, fine. It’s not my job to make you happy”

I may not be Everyone’s Cup of Tea, but I am Someone’s Double Vodka

You dont have to like me
Or be my friend
I am not looking for a life partner
Just someone to understand

If you expect to mend
And change my existence
I’d rather you just pretend
Then try to fix it

Somewhere
Someone
Is buying
What I am
Selling

I may not be
Your cup of tea
But surely some one
Prefers me
As their double vodka

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The Liebster Award #3

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Thank You a very many Dr Eleanore for this honour!
Please check her magnicifant site of Dr Eleanor to find out more about her writing.

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Here are the Award rules to follow:

Once you are nominated, make a post thanking and linking the person who nominated you.

  • Include the Liebster Award sticker in the post too.
  • Nominate 10 other bloggers who you feel are worthy of this award. Let them know they have been nominated by commenting on one of their posts. You can also nominate the person who nominated you.
  • Ensure all of these bloggers have less than 200 followers.
  • Answer the ten questions asked to you by the person who nominated you, and make ten questions of your own for your nominees.

Lastly, COPY these rules in the post. The word Liebster is German for the following:

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Here are my nominees:

Each of the following bloggers posses one or more of these traits.
Click on the links below to see find out for yourself and marvel in their linguistic acrobatics:

https://butismileanyway.wordpress.com/
https://stilllifewithgradstudent.wordpress.com/
http://baliinfoblog.com/
http://runwildshalan.com/
http://theharridiaries.wordpress.com/
https://imthebeginning.wordpress.com/
https://cynk.wordpress.com/
http://kaitkingthewriter.wordpress.com/
https://whenmybrainfarts.wordpress.com/
https://robertcrisp.wordpress.com/

My ten questions to answer:

    Why do you write?
    If I didn’t I would be sad.

    What is the difference between writing and blogging?
    Not much difference. Writing is writing.

    Why do think education is or is not important?
    Definitely is. It’s only complicated if you are stupid/uneducated
    Given one million dollars and your choice of how you spend it, what would you buy?
    Pay of my house loans.
    What is your favorite song or recording artist/group and why?
    Luck be a lady, Frank Sinatra. It just speaks to me.
    What is your passion?
    To become an excellent writer and a photographer.

    Cat or dog (or other pet) and why?
    Cat. Independent, personality, and they ignore you when it’s not feeding time 😛

    You are on a deserted island with a huge villa and all the comforts you could possibly wish for. What is missing, and why do you desire it?
    Nothing!

    Do you prefer sunsets or sunrises, and why?
    Both.

    Which is your preference: photographic art or hand-produced visual art (any media you choose)? Why is this your preference?
    Photographic. Check my site 😉
    You have the power to change the world. How would you proceed?
    Free lobotomy for all!

 

Nominees, please check your ten questions:

  • If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would you hope would play you?
  • What’s one of your favorite questions to ask new friends or to get a conversation going?
  • Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?
  • Have you ever been in a fist fight?
  • What’s the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
  • What did you do on your 16th birthday?
  • What do you think is one of the most undervalued professions right now?
  • How would you explain your basic life philosophy?
  • Would you rather be hated or forgotten?
  • If you knew you would die tomorrow, would you feel cheated today?

 

Let’s keep the games going!

The Liebster Award #2

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Twice in as many days!

Thank you a many Art man!
It is always a great honour to be recognized by ones pears.
Please check this excellent blog by Art man:

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Here are the Award rules to follow:

Once you are nominated, make a post thanking and linking the person who nominated you.

  • Include the Liebster Award sticker in the post too.
  • Nominate 10 other bloggers who you feel are worthy of this award. Let them know they have been nominated by commenting on one of their posts. You can also nominate the person who nominated you.
  • Ensure all of these bloggers have less than 200 followers.
  • Answer the ten questions asked to you by the person who nominated you, and make ten questions of your own for your nominees.
  • Lastly, COPY these rules in the post. The word Liebster is German for the following:

   liebster-award-quote

Here are my nominees:

Each of the following bloggers posses one or more of these traits.
Click on the links below to see find out for yourself and marvel in their linguistic acrobatics:

https://butismileanyway.wordpress.com/
https://stilllifewithgradstudent.wordpress.com/
http://baliinfoblog.com/
http://runwildshalan.com/
http://theharridiaries.wordpress.com/
https://imthebeginning.wordpress.com/
https://cynk.wordpress.com/
http://kaitkingthewriter.wordpress.com/
https://whenmybrainfarts.wordpress.com/
https://robertcrisp.wordpress.com/

My ten to answer:

What’s the last thing you think about before going to bed?
I forgot to add this and that into my writing, oh and there is a new idea again! Darn, now I need to get up and make some notes!

What’s your favorite word, in any language? It could even be a made up word, like flurble, for example. No, I don’t know what it means.
Perkele! (Finnish swear word; I use it a lot, so guess it’s sort of my favourite)

Would you want to live forever? Why, or why not?
Yes! I would like to be the ruler of the universe; P

Did you have pet when you were a child?
A mutt, dog that is.  My BFF she was.

What minor thing bothers you more than it should?
That I worry about things I cannot change.

What food will you absolutely not eat? And I don’t mean due to allergies or any other conditions, just food you plain don’t like.
Cow brains. Meat basically.

What does the word ‘comfort’ mean to you?
Home, loving family and friends.

What makes you smile, no matter how grumpy you’re feeling?
A dirty joke.

What personality trait or quirk of yours do people notice the most?
 My resonating voice and belly laughter?

Is it really better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all? Also, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (Ok, ignore that second question)
Maybe. Not too fond of ‘the pining love’ prospect.

For the nominees, please check these ones:

Would you rather…

  1. Watch, Star Wars, or Star Trek? Use whichever moves you find most relevant.
  2. Read on a Kindle or paperback book? This question is a starter for many possible conversations on reading, favorite books, technology, libraries, bookstores, and more.
  3. Go to a play or musical?
  4. Go to the theater or a movie?
  5. Hike or bike?
  6. Wear jeans or chinos?
  7. Have a Margarita or Pina Colada?
  8. Drink a glass of Guinness or Fat Tire?
  9. Crash with friends or stay in a hotel?
  10. Visit Europe or Mexico?

Let’s keep the games going!

Of Cliques and Sandboxes

“Tempted to type meaningless twaddle all the time on Twitter…with alliteration, no less!”
E.A. Bucchianeri

Of Cliques and Sandboxes

The social media
With it’s exclusive cliques
Reminder of a passed era
Playing in a sandbox
When one was six

Call it fandom
Call it friendship
The last ship
You ever expected
To be on

Hook, line and sinker
They reeled you in
Ready to give up your thinker
For world of cyber within

Playing by the rules
Set only by a few
If you won’t comply
Then out you will fly

Highly addicted
Utterly conflicted
Still trying hard
To get disconnected

No one seen
In the darkened room
The only light
From the screen
Sitting quietly
Wondering
If there is
Life beyond
The cyber dome

The Liebster Award

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Thank You for the honour Breath of Freshness!
It is always heart warming to be recognized by your fellow writers.
Please check out this excellent site! And just like the name states, sample some Breath of Freshness!

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Here are the Award rules to follow:

Once you are nominated, make a post thanking and linking the person who nominated you.

  • Include the Liebster Award sticker in the post too.
  • Nominate 10 other bloggers who you feel are worthy of this award. Let them know they have been nominated by commenting on one of their posts. You can also nominate the person who nominated you.
  • Ensure all of these bloggers have less than 200 followers.
  • Answer the ten questions asked to you by the person who nominated you, and make ten questions of your own for your nominees.
  • Lastly, COPY these rules in the post. The word Liebster is German for the following:liebster-award-quote

Here are my nominees:

Each of the following bloggers posses one or more of these traits.
Click on the links below to see find out for yourself and marvel in their linguistic acrobatics:

https://lonebeaut.wordpress.com
https://theblogofkarthi.wordpress.com
https://nooryak.wordpress.com
https://revrevolving.wordpress.com
https://fimnorawestcaw.wordpress.com
http://dremiller.com
https://viajandoabarlovento.wordpress.com
https://jabrushblog.wordpress.com
http://wanderwomanblog.com
https://barbaragreenemannandlucy.wordpress.com

My ten questions to answer:

1. Which famous person from the past would you have lunch with. Why?
Einstein: I would ask him: “Yo, Einy! E=MC2: Fascinating!”

2. What do you consider to be your superpower?
La Gun with the fastest bullets. Do you need me to explain any further?

3. What character would you like to be in a novel? Hero, Villain or Other?
Definitely the villain, much more to work with and I could finally let my full evil out, with permission of course 😉

4. What would you like to invent?
A teleportation device. “Beam me up Scotty, as fast as you can!”

5. Which is better Marvel or D.C comics?
Being a diplomat, my response would be they are equally compelling

6. Have you ever howled at a full moon? Would you?
Yes and I do it every full moon and sometimes, even without the moon.

7. What is your favourite movie of all time
Nuns on the Run: Eric Idle, Robbie Coltrane. Men in drag, catchy plot, lots of funny one-liners. What more does one need to be entertained?

8. We don’t choose our names, if you could choose what would you name yourself
Something with an X in it. Everything is always cooler with an X.

9. Do you see the glass as half full or half empty?
Depends, what poison are you serving?

10. What is your favourite comfort food?
Can I have some more chocolate, please!

For you nominees, here are my ten questions:

  1. What is one of your favorite quotes?
  2. Have you ever had something happen to you that you thought was bad but it turned out to be for the best?
  3. What do you feel most proud of?
  4. What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up?
  5. If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?
  6. What is your strongest personal quality?
  7. When was the last time you had an amazing meal?
  8. The best part of waking up is?
  9. When you have 30 minutes of free-time, how do you pass the time?
  10. If you were president, what is the first thing you would do

Let Games Continue!

Ode to Darth Raydor

“May the force be with you”

Ode to Darth Raydor

It is
A no-brainer
That

Sharon Raydor

Is
A crusader
A trader
A saviour
Even
An entertainer

In a
Major
Crime

No failures
Will she
Tolerate
Try not to
Frustrate
Or irritate
She won’t
Hesitate
To throw you
In the brig

If she won’t
Get her way
There will be
Hell to pay

Still sassy
Quite classy
Stiletto heels
To many
Appeals

Her motto
In legato
Always is
With a bliss

I must go
First

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It’s About As Funny As A Root Canal

“Born With Teeth” Kate Mulgrew

It’s About As Funny As A Root Canal

You know
That feeling
Lying
In the chair
Thinking
Life
Is not fair

Staring
At the ceiling
Anticipating
Sweat
Covering
Your skin
Waiting for
The drilling
To begin
The sound
Resonating
In your skull

Totally bound
With feelings
Of dull
Contemplating
An escape
Looking
At the window
Wishing
For a cape
Like a superhero
Flying away

No time
The Dentist
Hovering
Covering
Your eyes
With sunglasses
Working
In a quick pace
Before I
Can plot my
Break

My mind
Wandering to
Molasses?
Am I
Loosing it?
Completely
Sugar
Would be
The last thing
I needed

Mouth
Agape
Drooling
Like an ape
Fooling
Not a chance
In a deep
Trance
Or a drug endused
State

After all
Is done
Wishing
I had
A gun
Somehow
Cooling down
Getting up
Staggering
Reeling
A sick
Feeling

A glance
In the mirror
Spittle
And blood
On my face
Must be
An error
Covering
My head
With a hood

Leaving quickly
No looking
Back
Oh what
A quack
Never mind
It’s all over
Until
Next time

When
You hear
It’s as funny
As A root canal
Time to fear
And run
As fast
As you
Can

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I am Out of Order for Today

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” Joe Girard

I am Out of Order for Today

Call it
A writer’s block
Or a total lock
My mind just
Put up the sign

“Empty room
For hire”

I will not pine
Somewhere
The fire
Can be found
Lifting me
Off the ground

To unblock
I will catch
The hook
To unlock
My writer’s mind

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The Treasure Hunters, Part Two

BACK TO PART ONE OF TREASURE HUNTERS

 

“There is more treasure in books, than in all the pirate’s loot on Treasure Island”

The Treasure Hunters, Part Two

I started slowly walking towards the ship. It would be my best option to get more info on what was going on. Just hoping these people, who ever they were, would be the friendly sort.

“Ahoy there!” I shouted and waved my hand as I approached the crew of the ship.

Who obviously was the Captain and the two crewmen standing beside him, turned and looked at me. They then looked at each other, obviously surprised of my presence.

“Who are you and where do you come from lad?” The Captain asked me.

‘Lad?’ I must have also changed appearance and sex since my transportation or teleportation or what ever it was that got me here in the first place. I was thoughtful and tried to choose my words carefully before answering them so not to reveal myself or my origins.

“Hi, I mean top of the morning to you Sirs!”

I had to remember I was considered ‘a lad’ and that to the best of my knowledge meant a young man or teenage boy. Of course without a mirror I could not tell what my face looked like, but judging from my clothing, the Captain was right on spot.

“I was wondering if you could tell me where exactly I am.” I was thinking of a quick cover story, “It seems I bumped my head after a fall and seem to have lost all sense of direction.” I mock rubbed my forehead to convey the now oddly staring crew members where I had been hurt.

The Captain took a step closer to me and stood staring for a moment. I could smell the rum on his breath and was sure he did not buy my story. I managed to hold my stance and stared right back at him, trying to keep an innocent look on my face. After a few moments, during which I felt I would pee myself soon enough if the Captain would not stop his piercing stare.

All of a sudden, he burst into laughter. He patted me on my shoulder and turned towards his crew.

“Come on men, let’s get the lad some assistance here.” He ordered his men and turned back to me asking.

“Are you hungry lad?”

I nodded. After all I had missed lunch, running most of the day on coffee only.

“OK, then. Come with us and we’ll fill your belly with some grub. I’ll have the doctor check your forehead. That looks a very nasty gush you have there son.”

I was surprised, since I was not aware I had any wounds on me. I looked at my hand I had been rubbing my forehead with and as I looked at it, there was blood on it. I was shocked and felt a little dizzy. Blood was not something I could deal with lightly.

The Captain laughed. “Come on lad, don’t faint before we get you to our camp.” He then waved to one of the crewmen, who quickly came and offered to support me.

“Thank you!” I answered briefly and the crewman just nodded as we all left for the camp.

I could not help wondering how my little white lie had turned into reality. Maybe I was dreaming in some elaborate way where I was in control. I was planning on testing my theory once we reached the camp, since currently I had trouble keeping up with the others’ pace, let alone think of anything else. My feet were not used to running barefoot, and I could feel each and every little stick and stone along the path. I just hoped we would reach our destination, soon.

 

TO BE CONTINUED IN PART THREE