“Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control” Patrick Stewart
My Precious One
The utter horror
Oh the sorrow
For no where
My precious one
Can be found
Why me?
Why now?
I keep on looking
Searching, longing
Turning every stone
With my fingers to the bone
Oh wherefore art thou
My sacred cow?
Suddenly in the distance
I hear a familiar sound
I am utterly astound
And without resistance
Dare I hope and glee
To be united with thee?
My heart skipping a beat
Feeling the heat
I have found it
My precious fit
I am back in the zone
Cradling you gently
My one and only
Iphone
Rantings Of A Third Kind 
Thank you for the laugh!
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I hear people all the time say if I lose my phone i’ll lose all my pics…love this little ditty…so relatable
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Thanks! Always remember this: Backup, backup, backup! Learnt that myself the hard way!
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me2…as I watched my phone leap off a walking bridge over buffalo bayou…slipped out of my pocket, bounced once…then…swan dive…i’m pretty sure I heard it say,”…i’m fre- oh shit, I can’t swim!!!” just as I heard the splash…over 100pics…gone
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Great post!
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Thank you!
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